It's called a courthouse because the judges live there

jar jar bolsonaro: “meesa sick”

Can we get the tasting notes

Opening a new bag of beans for Sunday coffee

I'm receiving word that the titular Miniature Wife has unfortunately been smooshed on set by a prop

Odysseus: Pull the ship over. I hear ladies singing about a meal deal with fries and a drink

iron golem and stone golem

Golems

Very cool golems

my argonian dealer: (slurring) this guy! this guy is crazy man! almost drowned himself exploring a sunken ship in an ebony breastplate. head to toe in the brick owens lmfao 😂 ayo harry was it worth it for the 8 gold

me, off 35 skooma: (staring at my hands) dude. i think the Nords control norway

The injunction on construction of the ballroom exempts construction on the east wing grounds for national security purposes so they're going to try to squeeze an entire ballroom into that exemption

Stop Making Movies about Lorne Michaels Challenge

one of those on the street interviews where an impossibly pretty woman is asking every guy “describe your dream woman”, and it’s becoming increasingly clear that one guy is describing a giant ant

I invented a new emotion called Bastard’s Feeling

I've consulted the literature and upon further review you are correct

I agree. It is a type of bitter

Picture of a bald rat in front of s children's rainbow glockenspiel, captioned Neil banging out the tunes, April 13 2006

On this day in 2006, Neil banged out the tunes

Canadian astronaut carries Anishinaabe 7 sacred laws into space - ICT Jeremy Hansen is wearing a patch designed by Indigenous artist during Artemis II mission

🤍

Sounds about "white" lol

I am prepared to say that my 3 favorite albums of the 2010s in no order are:
- E.Mo.Tion (Carly Rae Jepsen)
- 22, A Million (Bon Iver)
- Art Angels (Grimes) (sorey)

Going to the Mandela Effect subreddit and insisting that there was a fifth Beatle named "The Lizard"

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Thanks for enjoying the shitty ones 🫡

yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization

head scratchers are like quandaries or conundrums in ways

not enough of you are doing this shit

Hey Shane

I'm da Blue Prince

it is not april fools day

A screenshot of a picture of a baseball

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

Team of Poison-type Pokémon having become champions in Leaf Green version: Nidoqueen, Muk, Gengar, Golbat, Venusaur and Tentacruel

Gunkiest Team in League History