“… and to reapply my eyeliner.”

Right? But… What if, and hear me out here, what if… it’s because he’s scared shitless of it.

Kimchi jiggae would be my last meal.

Exactly one year ago today:

A year ago, I wrote that state prosecutors can enforce criminal laws against lawless federal "law enforcement" agents when the DOJ refuses to. That is now happening, and it is past time. 1/

The apartment he points to is owned by Ken Griffin, formerly the richest person in IL. He decamped for FL after successfully spending millions of dollars to defeat a referendum instituting a progressive state income tax.

Trump's litigation extortion machine You can beat the rap, but you can't beat the ride.

New in PN: Trump's litigation extortion machine

"These trollsuits are various flavors of garbage & costless for Trump. Not so for his foes, who are forced to spend hundreds of thousands, schlep down to Florida & endure months of stress & uncertainty. And *that* is the entire point of this exercise"

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Pride Flag Can Fly at Stonewall After Trump Administration Reversal

We're going to win.

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was once New Amsterdam.

they were very online in first grade.

Look, I went to Catholic school for the better part of 20 years and will be the first person to admit I don’t know anything about Catholicism but I have a vague recollection that being weak on crime was kind of the point.

Asking my 12 year old to translate this…

sick of these catholic converts showing up and saying "well I have a different interpretation of the scripture" no you don't. that's protestantism and a heresy. don't like it there's the (incredibly beautiful and heavily ornamented with precious metals) door

She also changed the wifi password.

"the crew is in excellent shape"

in fact, one of them is... STRONGER than EVER. and another... seems to be INCREDIBLY FLEXIBLE... and another...

One of the Artemis astronauts stood up immediately after splashdown and started collecting his carryon bags even though he was seated in the back row of the capsule.

My gf: guess my interlude.

99% of Iowa private schoolers are now funded by taxpayer vouchers. Other states approaching that number.

Voucher schools are simply government-funded contractors.

Of course they should admit all students. But that was never the point of vouchers.

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Nova Scotia still charging large commercial and industrial users next to nothing for water

reported by Joan Baxter @joanbaxter.bsky.social

Love Libby. Fortunate to live in Vermont where the wait time is only 18 weeks.

They’re amazing. Highly recommend the audio version done by Soundbooth Theater. Jeff Hays is phenomenal.

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Iran’s Fars News Agency says all tankers passing through Hormuz have been stopped after Israel’s ‘ceasefire breach’.

Treat US Companies the same way. Trump listens to the people that give him the monies. If the CEOs come crying, it'll have way more sway than the over-sized shoe cabinet members.

All-around piece of shit, Kash Patel, is over here at #RxSummit 2026 opening up with "touch a cop and we will put you down". Very out of sync with a conference focused on cleaning up the opioid epidemic.