Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

You better not get rid of the dick pills

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I went to the infowars site and thought it had already been re-done by Tim and his band of merry vandals. I legitimately thought it was fresh parody! My god that stuff is REAL!!

You can read it here:

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The Pentagon’s pathetic attempt at psyops or propaganda is so transparently fake its fake posts are geotagged in Lutz, Florida, right next to CENTCOM. Pathetic waste of money that none of their target audience sees.

What a bunch of clowns. Good work.

See, everyone has been to the dammit-I’m-broke College of Knowledge

Certainly an improvement over his actual supporters

Toad dances around his clean house, feather duster and watering can in his hands. From "Tomorrow" In *Days with Frog and Toad*

“There,” said Toad. “Now I feel better. I am not in the dumps anymore.”

“Why?” asked Frog.

“Because I have done all that work,” said Toad.

Thank you for your courage to publicly address abusive language.

You know, Idiocracy started out as an inside joke about people who are always complaining things are devolving. So Mike tried to envision that in the funniest way imaginable. I got it. It’s still a funny film but the doomsayers he was dunking on might get the last laugh. My profile name came from it

I have found in general Forbes has the best clickbait/alarmist headlines. They stink.

Yeah I started doing that when the galaxy came out and it was very informative. Now I use apple and it does the same stuff and you can look back and get a data driven analysis of why I feel like crap. But galaxy started it.

2. stop drinking. alcohol is a class 1 carcinogen, same as cigarettes and asbestos. it will wreck your sleep in a way you won't understand until you're older, or in a way you already do. it's not actually making you better at socializing, just dumber and less appealing in those situations.

I do believe that some people can change, but I think that Maine deserves to be represented by someone who’s consistent—I know that’s what I want as a voter. We don’t need a wild card that’s still figuring out how to treat people with respect.

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#mepolitics

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Try that

I was talking with a dude who grew up in India and is a phd metallurgist. He said people have been too comfortable for too long. They haven’t known true widespread suffering. I think he may have a point. Sure there’s lots of suffering but it’s not melted in our consciousness like with other groups.

Good exchange you guys. You know, maybe his brother should hang out at the Vatican and chill until the news cycle moves onto the next catastrophe.

Yeah it’s having issues

So, this gilded stucco atrocity will be mainly used as a security screening checkpoint for the white house and giant ball room. Also, it looks familiar.

Montana Supreme Court Rules Its Constitution Entirely Protects Trans Citizens In Landmark Ruling The ruling will have enormous impacts for transgender residents in the state.

1. In a landmark ruling, the Montana Supreme Court has declared that the constitution, one of the most progressive in the nation, entirely protects transgender people.

The ruling is even insulated from SCOTUS decisions, due to how state constitutions work.

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Pretty cool! I had not heard the term Suspect Class before and wonder if it is used in other constitutions. I guess the takeaway is this is a big win for Montana but watch out for the dissenting judges. They’re not going away.

Definitely do a weekly digest of good comments if you don’t already

Not far enough if I were captain! I’d be freaked out and amazed. I wonder who they are?

He will tank interest rates to try to prop up the economy and we’ll end up with Venezuela or Zimbabwe style inflation. Then he’ll put his face on the new 2027 $10,000 bill which is worth about what the $100 bill is now.

He will tank interest rates to try to prop up the economy and we’ll end up with Venezuela or Zimbabwe style inflation. Then he’ll put his face on the new 2027 $10,000 bill which is worth about what the $100 bill is now.

Oh my God I’m dying over here😂😂

Replies here are quality stuff

WHAT!?!😳