The sights and sounds behind #NizeDays Thanks for a great first week! #golftok #golfcontent #golf #golfer #goodvibes #golfcourse TikTok video by Nize Days

In a chaotic world is this Sisyphean idiocy or a cross between meditation and ASMR? I’m going woth the latter. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjvmvW6X/

If you have no idea why people waste five hours at a time on this insanely frustrating game this may help explain it. And if you love it or know someone who does, share it with them.

A beautiful and sympathetic portrait that reminds us that whatever demons we struggle with, on and off the course, others have it much tougher.

If you love golf, or you know someone who does and have no idea why, check out this terrific site. And I’m not just saying that because I’m the first interview!

He’s back, with the kind of stories we need in this crazy world. When you’re sick of doom scrolling, join Will P. for a quick spiritual cleanse in the healing green cathedral of golf. You don’t have to play to enjoy the people he’s going to introduce you to. Launching on June 10th!

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Dickless chode

It’s great to see we finally have a politician, strong enough to stand up to Trump. Sad that we had to go all the way to Ukraine to find one.

So, I’m back, ready to march, donate, write ANGRY EMAILS IN ALL CAPS, and not spend a fucking soon to be discontinued cent next Friday.

who share my belief that this country has been hijacked by a clown car of grifters, sociopaths, racists, opportunists and who am I forgetting, oh right, a Hitler loving South African ketamine addict who would do the world a tremendous favor by dropping his chainsaw on his overactive dick.” …

and I thought, “well, damn, who am I hurting by making my principled exit? Zuck has (hundreds of?) millions of users. It’s going to take a helluva lot more than a thousand cuts to leave a mark. And I’m denying myself the fellowship of the wonderful men, women, and non-denominational folks…

I really did have every intention of leaving Facebook and delivering another vicious stroke in the “death by a thousand cuts” demise of Zuckerberg, but I kept seeing great posts from friends and strangers eager to continue the fight using brains, wit, passion and art…

Wordle 1,328 3/6

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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Well, democracy is going the way of the duck billed platypus, this lovely rain came two weeks too late to help thousands of LA families, but I got Wordle in 3, so, you know, net plus.

Wahoo. Hacking my way through the unexplored jungle of Bluesky I have found you, Dr. Livingston

So wonderful to see our president-elect talking through his enormous ass again. If he were in office I’m sure his reaction to the fires here would be to assure the country that they would soon “disappear. Like a miracle.”

Okay, another series my wife and I have fallen wholeheartedly in love with: Trying, available on Apple+ and Prime Video. A couple who can’t have kids go through the bureaucracy of the British adoption system. Wonderfully funny and touching, with two winning leads and a great ensemble.

I have no idea what I’ve done to deserve this groundswell of followers- I may be up to a dozen by now - but one of my New Year’s resolutions is to come up with at least a couple of posts a week for you. For today, 2 recommendations: My Old Ass and Man On The Inside. There’s 2 of the 4 quadrants!

Thank God Vanity Fair is keeping it REAL!

Perfection.

I seem to have somehow doubled the number of followers I have- so now there are…4? Pretty great considering I haven’t posted anything yet. But I promise all…um…4 of you I’ll start making a concerted effort. Watch this space!

At this point I think LeBron will just keep being a top 15 NBA player until he takes one too many hits and the painting of him in his attic explodes into a thousand pieces and he simply vanishes mid game

The Remington Balder Boss head shaver thingy

The Remington Balder Boss shaver implies there was previously a Bald Boss who was somehow not bald enough