Do they really hate you, or is it because you're all trapped in America's smashed left testicle?
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I am not mature enough for this.

A new movie is coming out

Thou shalt not commit blasphemy against Samuel L. Jackson’s monologue in Pulp Fiction, motherfucker.

IDGAF what anybody says, I'm really excited to see this.

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Girl raccoon has been marked safe from RFK Jr. 🤯 💀

Between MAGA coming to the realization that Trump is a child rapist, his disastrous war of choice against Iran, his attack against Pope Leo, and his mocking of Jesus by insinuating that he is Christ... support for Trump has imploded. 😳👇

Remember about 10 years ago when he started autographing Bibles? Everyone in the cult told us it was no big deal. 🫠

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This is the only thing anyone said today that made any sense.

I get it, I'd rather see my bitch ass husband in jail than go through a divorce and only get half the assets too. 🤷‍♀️

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We've had enough, have you had enough? Threatening the Pope is some cartoon villain bullshit.

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Imagine being the family of a soldier who died or was injured and hearing this

Holy shit indeed. Some of you have never been to Polk County, Georgia, before, and it shows. A lot of hard work went into this, and if you'd like to keep the momentum up for midterms, I'd suggest some of you dial back on the 'Everyone from GA is a brain dead idiot' rhetoric.

That's what they got for gerrymandering that little slice of Cobb County in a few years ago. But, no, honestly, I'm surprised to see Floyd and Paulding lean bluer than normal.

Yes, it was.

Anndd... back to this nail biter.

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One sided ceasefire fire, bitches!!!

So pro-life means jailing women who miscarry but shrugging when the deranged president says “a whole civilization will die tonight.” Do I have that right?

It’s incredibly disturbing that the president would threaten death to an “entire civilization” and Congress would do nothing.

I’ve involuntarily committed people for less direct threats… but the president gets to murder whoever he wants in the name of “liberation” I suppose…

Since enforcing the 25th is just too much to ask, can we at least get a 5150 on this old bastard already?

Y’all are acting like you’ve never seen a 79 year-old sexual predator wake up on Easter Morning, snort some Adderall and insult the world’s 2 billion Muslims while threatening war crimes against a country he illegally attacked to distract you from ‘Epstein Files’ before?

"Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell" -- Jake Tapper reads Trump's Truth Social post on air

No personal attacks. No nicknames. No claims about how he personally made the decision better than anyone else could have. No reference to media coverage being unfair. No tangential grievance about an unrelated topic. No mention of ratings or polls. No way he wrote this. #idiocracy #traitors

"Just buy an EV" is the most privileged response to high gas prices, ever. If you think that is a solution, you've obviously never lived in an apartment building and depended on your 10 year old Corolla to get to your minimum wage job, just to survive.

F-15 WSO recovered alive. Was escaping and evading. Massive fire fight on tgt. Iranians were actively looking for him in the area.

Iran says NO to ceasefire 🔥 Jets down, rescue failed — we own the sky 🇮🇷
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