Watch: Runners v robots at China half marathon Robots competed in a half marathon race in Beijing on Sunday, with the winning machine leaving its human rivals for dust.

Speaking of people who need a poo, look how these racing robots run 😆 like they're one cough from a code brown

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They're trying to save you from buying overpriced snacks

Chinese carmaker Seres patents voice-controlled "in-vehicle toilet" Seres' plans show how stiff competition in the EV space is putting pressure on carmakers to innovate.

Can we all please agree that -- barring emergencies -- in-car toilets are for number ones only

A ridiculous tuxedo cat pulls a stank face because he farted. Obviously he's admitted nothing

Smol Paul's fart face

Agrimony? That sounds like a farmer's divorce settlement.

We know two of them are female (by colour) so we're going for Clover, Violet, Daisy and Mallow

Outstanding 👏

A tabico (tabby x calico) cat sits pensively in her carrier on the way to the vet, wondering what to call her babies. One bites her nipple. That one is now Sneezewort.

The babies. A tabby, tabico, calico and a tuxie.

Me: I'll name Meadow's kittens after English flowers
English flowers: Biting Stonecrop. Bladder Campion. Borage. Agrimony. Toadflax. Devil's Bit Scabious. Woundwort. Goat's Beard.
Me: Uh
Flowers: Hoary Plantain. Kidney Vetch. Pendulous Sedge
Me: I GET IT
Flowers: Skullcap
Flowers: Sneezewort

You just don't hear the word "multimedia" anymore. Bring it back. It was cute

Yeah it's very clever!

A ridiculous tuxedo cat pulls a face like he's just realised something alarming. But what?

Smol Paul caption competition

This is amazing, thank you for sharing it!

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Omg 😆

Last night was the live debut of a new Muse song, Cryogen, and it absolutely bangs. I don't want to hear "they can't write songs like the old days" EVER AGAIN!

Ooh what else did you see?

Maybe it's a way of proving to the boss that your idea should actually be produced

THIS. Bring back weird tech!!!! Yes, some of it was a commercial failure but it DEFINED AN ERA and also that era was before everything went to hell and I would like it back please

I was about to!

Four screenshots of Logitech's April Fools 2026 post, in which they pretend to be bringing back translucent tech but it is LIES ALL LIES

Thanks to algorithm lag, I have just been GOT by an April Fool. On April the 3rd.

Damn you Logitech, I was already reaching for my wallet 😭

Apparently the Samsung S26 Ultra has taken away the ability to use the stylus as a selfie shutter button! Gutted, I used that all the time. Now I don't want to upgrade 😆😭

The expression is perfect

They're usually less subtle though! Although admittedly Blue Da Ba Dee is quite obvious in hindsight

Can't believe all this time Blue (Da Ba Dee) was about depression and Mmm Bop was about people who leave and 90s me was just like WOO YEAH WHAT A TUNE

A chonktastic grey cat sits in the window looking up at a fat squirrel who's come to raid the bird food table. To her right, on the sofa, is a sausage-shaped, completely ridiculous tuxedo cat almost breaking his neck to observe her, because he can't be bothered to get up and chase the squirrel himself

Mango has seen a squirrel and Paul is... Paul

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Persuasive.

"I don't want you to hang my photo in your offices. Because a President is not an icon, an idol or a portrait. Hang pictures of your children instead. And before you make a decision, look into their eyes." - Volodymyr Zelensky, President of Ukraine

Donate to Our emergency fund for disabled cats is almost gone, organized by Holly's Merry Moggies When you specialise in the “undermogs”, the unexpected is par… Holly's Merry Moggies needs your support for Our emergency fund for disabled cats is almost gone

My little rescue for disabled, difficult and different cats is so close to its target -- and the requests for help just keep coming. We want to say yes to as many cats with nowhere else to turn as we can, which means we need you ❤️

That's gonna take years 😆😆