Speaking of people who need a poo, look how these racing robots run π like they're one cough from a code brown
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They're trying to save you from buying overpriced snacks
A ridiculous tuxedo cat pulls a stank face because he farted. Obviously he's admitted nothing
Smol Paul's fart face
Agrimony? That sounds like a farmer's divorce settlement.
We know two of them are female (by colour) so we're going for Clover, Violet, Daisy and Mallow
Outstanding π
A tabico (tabby x calico) cat sits pensively in her carrier on the way to the vet, wondering what to call her babies. One bites her nipple. That one is now Sneezewort.
The babies. A tabby, tabico, calico and a tuxie.
Me: I'll name Meadow's kittens after English flowers
English flowers: Biting Stonecrop. Bladder Campion. Borage. Agrimony. Toadflax. Devil's Bit Scabious. Woundwort. Goat's Beard.
Me: Uh
Flowers: Hoary Plantain. Kidney Vetch. Pendulous Sedge
Me: I GET IT
Flowers: Skullcap
Flowers: Sneezewort
You just don't hear the word "multimedia" anymore. Bring it back. It was cute
Yeah it's very clever!
A ridiculous tuxedo cat pulls a face like he's just realised something alarming. But what?
Smol Paul caption competition
This is amazing, thank you for sharing it!
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Omg π
Last night was the live debut of a new Muse song, Cryogen, and it absolutely bangs. I don't want to hear "they can't write songs like the old days" EVER AGAIN!
Ooh what else did you see?
Maybe it's a way of proving to the boss that your idea should actually be produced
THIS. Bring back weird tech!!!! Yes, some of it was a commercial failure but it DEFINED AN ERA and also that era was before everything went to hell and I would like it back please
I was about to!
Four screenshots of Logitech's April Fools 2026 post, in which they pretend to be bringing back translucent tech but it is LIES ALL LIES
Thanks to algorithm lag, I have just been GOT by an April Fool. On April the 3rd.
Damn you Logitech, I was already reaching for my wallet π
Apparently the Samsung S26 Ultra has taken away the ability to use the stylus as a selfie shutter button! Gutted, I used that all the time. Now I don't want to upgrade ππ
The expression is perfect
They're usually less subtle though! Although admittedly Blue Da Ba Dee is quite obvious in hindsight
Can't believe all this time Blue (Da Ba Dee) was about depression and Mmm Bop was about people who leave and 90s me was just like WOO YEAH WHAT A TUNE
A chonktastic grey cat sits in the window looking up at a fat squirrel who's come to raid the bird food table. To her right, on the sofa, is a sausage-shaped, completely ridiculous tuxedo cat almost breaking his neck to observe her, because he can't be bothered to get up and chase the squirrel himself
Mango has seen a squirrel and Paul is... Paul
"I don't want you to hang my photo in your offices. Because a President is not an icon, an idol or a portrait. Hang pictures of your children instead. And before you make a decision, look into their eyes." - Volodymyr Zelensky, President of Ukraine
My little rescue for disabled, difficult and different cats is so close to its target -- and the requests for help just keep coming. We want to say yes to as many cats with nowhere else to turn as we can, which means we need you β€οΈ
That's gonna take years ππ