There are only two genders: Mario and Luigi

Can I be Todd in this scenario

Espresso is for when you’re a continental European late for work at the oppression factory so you hop off your Vespa and order a quadruple shot at the combination convenience store and strip club to help cure your hangover from last night at the combination convenience store and strip club

3.5 years of Estrogen I’m finally a boy

I love waking up. Boy oh boy another full day of dealing with debilitating mental illness

If I ever publish a book I want the review on the back to be a paragraph by my worst enemy describing how much they despise me as a person, followed by “but it’s a decent book if you separate art from artist”

Oh god oh fuck I forgot to make a wish for new years. Now the year’s not gonna happen

I love saying “much obliged” when I oblige things very much

I'm gay but in the way ten year olds use it when they're talking about the game console they don't like

I think that being supportive to anyone that is trying to learn a new skill or art form is cool and good actually

The government is shutting down my massive sprawling underground Minotaur Labyrinth because I don’t “have a permit”

Now that Christmas is over I will probably never be allowed to see my extended family ever again

Blowing my weed smoke into a golf course

Lelouch Lamperouge from Code Geass

Light Yagami from Death Note

These two NEED to kiss

What if there wa a breast that was large… two of them even

I hate it when other Canadians are like “well at least we’re not as bad as America!” Shut the fuck up and stop doing apologism for our country’s crimes

I truly resent the false state of so-called “Canada”

If you're 5'5" or shorter you're legally allowed to push to the front of any concert

Just finished the book “Fight Club”. Good thing nobody like this Tyler Durden guy exists in real life that would be terrible

Did you know that this song was originally by Trent Rizzner

Anime girl with hands on head, sticking out her tongue, being silly

Todd from Bojack Horseman, angrily yelling in the episode “It’s You” while a Tesla is crashed in the pool behind him

You can’t keep doing this! You can’t keep doing silly things and then say “Bweh :3” about yourself like that makes it okay! You need. To be. Better!

Maple Ridge is kinda like the America of the Lower Mainland

Once in Maple Ridge I saw a dude with like 20 bumper stickers many of which with weirdly sexual connotations parked 50 feet from a school zone

Anime girl with hands on head, sticking out her tongue, being silly

Todd from Bojack Horseman, angrily yelling in the episode “It’s You” while a Tesla is crashed in the pool behind him

You can’t keep doing this! You can’t keep doing silly things and then say “Bweh :3” about yourself like that makes it okay! You need. To be. Better!

I know white people love to argue they're less white bc they have points of marginalization, but that's just not how it works! it's a common mistake to make.

I literally did earlier this week

Also missing alt text for the image: a tweet by Gabb @baseballgabb reading “what’s the dumbest reason someone on the internet got mad at you?”

I remember this interaction bc I picked someone up from the airport for the first time this week LOL

Once I said that being a nazi was bad and that bragging about being a “former nazi” was also bad and someone responded saying “OPs not a good person either, they’ve probably never even picked up anyone at the airport”. It was 2021 when airports were closed and also I was 19