My (south facing) bedroom is currently 24°C. That's with the blinds closed and the window open. The heating hasn't been on this week. I had to sleep with just a sheet last night.

Average number of sexual partners by country. Examples: China, Spain, India - 3 to 7 people Mexico, Brasil - 7.1 to 9 people UK, USA Chile - 9.1 to 11 people. The Scandinavians, Australia and South Africans are slags (or just very lucky) at 11.1 to 14. Turkey@ More than 14 people

Today I learned I'm a whore.

And you're all thinking the same thing about yourselves now.

Also the smoking guy in X Files smoked herbal covered because he's quit smoking tobacco years earlier. There are other options out there.

What's occurring?

You know me. I don't like the attention.

Angelina!!!! Stop being filthy. It's not that big.

Okay, it is. But I don't need to advertise it. And neither do you.

I really don't.

Grey shorts, green t-shirt

@thirtyt.bsky.social might sigh but I think I might have to wear a jockstrap or underwear with these shorts...

The DILFs are out in force in Asda Newgate Lane today. Shame they've all got kids with them.

A picture of the Oxford English Dictionary

[sic] If u cud recommend me a book, wot wud u recomend?

I should have at least a £1000/day coke habit for my nose to be running this much.

Oh to be rich enough to afford a pop star's drug habit. I guess I'll have to just go with Beconase.

Under the Sale And Supply of Goods Act they have to honour the original contract. They can't charge you more because they can't provide the service you booked.

Sale and supply of goods act. They have to honour the original contract.

It happens with people of your age grandad 😜

Like you don't know...

I'm the otter. Zeb is the cat (obviously).

Naked puppets! Having sex! Lusty, foul-mouthed musical Avenue Q is back The taboo-busting, Tony-award-winning show has returned. But how will its 00s attitudes land today? And will they still sing Everyone’s a Little Bit Racist and If You Were Gay?

I'm sorry. Avenue Q wouldn't be Avenue Q without:
Everyone's a little bit racist
If you were gay
The internet is for porn
You can be as loud as the hell you want
Schadenfreude
What do you do with a BA in English

www.theguardian.com/stage/2026/a...

It's a recognised homosexuel thing. We don't comment on what you do with your fists in public on social media

😉

You could just say right wing cunts. That covers the US S, UK and most other right wing dicks

I'm going to see some naked photos to prove he's a good one.

Kinky leather over will do too.

Don't worry, you're in good company. The rest of the world, other than Putin, hates your government too.

I saw the Producers in Drury Lane with Nathan Lane and Lee Evans. Absolutely sublime.

I think you've added an unnecessary o to count

Naked puppets! Having sex! Lusty, foul-mouthed musical Avenue Q is back The taboo-busting, Tony-award-winning show has returned. But how will its 00s attitudes land today? And will they still sing Everyone’s a Little Bit Racist and If You Were Gay?

I'm sorry. I refuse to believe I saw Avenue Q 20 years ago with my (now ex) American boyfriend in SoHo.

I'M NOT THAT OLD!

But it's still the second (or maybe third after Phantom) musical I've seen.

The Producers will always be #1*

www.theguardian.com/stage/2026/a...

If you spell antichrist as "c u next Tuesday", then yes.

Hmmmm ... 30 bucks plus international shipping. I want. Just can't justify.

£3.50 for a "small" portion that will easily feed three people.

Why is she eating what appear to be SugaPuffs?

I'm my pants. 😘