The bad news: someone already took @longreads.
The good news: our handle is now an actual #longreads.

Glad to be on Bluesky! If you're interested, check out our full archive—that's 156 stories and counting. magazine.atavist.com/archive/

Thieves steal 25,000 Jaromir Jagr bobbleheads The shipment carrying the collectibles was stolen after it had been shipped to California.

The Jagr bobber robber jobber scourge continues.

A headline reading "This Foolproof Tart Is Ready to Feed a Party"

For the last time, NYT, my catering days are behind me.