"Hey, can I put you down as a referee after the election?"

Most people don't know this, but the Prime Minister regularly meets with his colleagues!

The Prime Minister is definitely happy, healthy, and alive!

Five random names.

Might be of interest to some people.

Sam Uffindal.

Barbara Kuriger.

Andrew Bayly.

Tim Van Der Molen.

Stuart Smith.

a guess who game on the 5 national mps who are unhappy with luxon

Im going with Chris B, Andrew, Penny, Paul and Melissa

Wasn't there a "essential travel only" order in Wellington yesterday?

Old fashioned?

I can only assume that someone in the Government is about to take credit for this?

The latest luxury brand coming to New Zealand Refurbishment plans for 66 Queen St show elegant red awnings over upstairs windows.

They should be required to make their awnings wider so the homeless have somewhere dry to sleep.

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Shane Warne's son blames 'forced' Covid vaccine for heart attack death The post-mortem exam determined that playboy Warne, known for his love of gambling and partying, died of 'natural causes' and that he suffered from congenital heart weakness.

Warne was infamous for his lifestyle, smoking and drinking heavily.

But, yeah, it was definitely the vaccine that killed him.

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a man in a suit is making a funny face and says `` mind blown '' while standing in a bar . ALT: a man in a suit is making a funny face and says `` mind blown '' while standing in a bar .

I've just found out that if you copy a link from a web browser, and then highlight text in a document or email and paste, it turns the text into a hyperlink.

Mike Lee continuing to miss more than 1 in 3 council workshops.

Home detention where? At the farm?

‘They’re not ready for me’: high-profile Green candidate flips to independent Māngere doctor Timoti Te Moke says the Greens aren’t progressive enough for some of his policies

It's been 33 years since an Independent successfully contested a parliamentary seat.

But dreams are free, I guess.

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3 percent of Greens don't believe in climate change?

I refuse to believe that Mark Cameron and Andrew Hoggard will ascend if Judgement Day is upon us, but I won't.

What the fuck does this even mean?

Ruapehu Mayor slams axing of 'vital' Taumarunui-Hamilton bus route The service will end on 26 June, with a smaller, health-only shuttle planned to replace it.

Buses are totally woke.

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Hawke’s Bay mayor says he refused state of emergency for Cyclone Vaianu, calls response ‘woke’ While other local mayors declared states of emergency, Wairoa's said "there was a lot of panicking going on" over not a lot.

Why on earth do provincial towns vote for these clowns?

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"Stuart marked himself safe during the 2026 RSA closure"

Is it news though?

I'm rewatching Breaking Bad while the family are watching the new Malcolm in the Middle.

It gives me whiplash.

a young man is sitting at a table holding a mug of coffee . ALT: a young man is sitting at a table holding a mug of coffee .

The makers of the Malcolm in the Middle reboot missed an opportunity to cast RJ Mitte as the youngest of the brothers.

A $320 fill-up: the rising cost of running a Ford Ranger There are few quicker ways to ruin a good morning than spending $320 filling up your ute.

Just a second, I'll get my violin.

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When i was at University, Young Act members were pretty switched on, good to have a beer and a debate with.

Mark Cameron and Andrew Hoggard don't strike me as the sharpest tools in the shed.

'Positive decision': National’s former Attorney-General prospect switches allegiance to Act Act's new candidate could play a pivotal role in selling its proposed Treaty reform.

Seymour seems lukewarm on James Christmas. Are Prebble and Douglas trying to shoehorn some intellect back into the party that is dominated by knuckle draggers, more so when Van Veldon leaves.

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The plot thickens at Woolworths...

Corin Dann thanks listeners as he signs off Morning Report Corin Dann said he was thankful to add his name to the programme's "honours board" alongside legendary names.

Corin Dann lists Sean Plunket as a legend of Morning Report, but fails to mention Mike Hosking, Maggie Barry, or Lindsay Perigo.

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Who else thought this was Meryl Steep at first glance?