God: When the humans are alone, they should be able to hear music in their heads sometimes.

Angel: That's a lovely idea.

God: And it should be a 8 second loop of a song they don't really like and can't exactly remember the lyrics to.

Angel: ...

God: There's no way to make it stop.

Me:yawns
Child: we ARE exhausting.

Okay but probably no one recognized Tony at the wedding…

Child- what do we do when we are done
Me- same thing we do every time we are done, pinky
Child- ……..
Me: sigh. The directions are on the board, like they always are.

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I managed to remember to make my kids actually turn off their phones instead of muting them.