A fake install screen for Microsoft Windows 95. On the left quarter of the page is a teal panel showing the old wavy Windows logo, with "Microsoft Windows 95" written up its right side.
In the remaining space of the page, in black serif text on a white background, is the following text:
Title: Enjoy This While It Lasts
One of these days, the idea of just putting Windows on your computer
will be a distant memory.
Forget sharing a product code, your permission to use Windows will be stored on a centralized server where we can revoke your access at any time if we think you're not giving us enough money.
Adware installed by the manufacturer is "unthinkable?" Better start thinkin' it, buddy, 'cause that's FAR from the worst thing we're shoving into your PC. We'll even try to make you use a fake digital person that plagiarizes art and books and also lies to you.
Welcome to the future, motherfucker. You should probably just use Linux Mint instead.
Having lot of fun with @alice.averlong.com's Death Generator :3
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π¨ NEW POLL of Democratic primary voters in NJ-8
πΉ Mussab Ali (@mussabali.bsky.social) leads incumbent Rob Menendez (@robmenendez.com) by 10 points after bios
πΉ Only 17% of Dems support Israel
πΉ 81% support Medicare for All
π§΅ Read the thread for more insights
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Homer Simpson having a union job that pays enough to support a house, car, and three children at only 36 years old is insane
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The Lion practices good digital and sleep hygiene
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With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.
We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.
Please stand by for more.
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Townhall essay by Ben Shapiro titled "Transfer is not a dirty word" published in 2003
Don't forget his advocacy for ethnic cleansing
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i was just saying to a friend a few days ago that trump's public opinion collapse opens up the field of possibilities in ways that are truly unpredictable. it is one thing for a president to be this popular at the *end* of their turn, but not even two years in?
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Pancreatic cancer mRNA vaccine shows lasting results in an early trial
Scientists caution that more research is needed, but nearly all of the patients who responded to the personalized vaccine are still alive six years later.
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This is why we should fund science. π§ͺ
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A march took place in Seoul today to show solidarity with Palestine, Lebanon, and Iran against the US-Israeli attacks.
Via: mo.alriashi
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Black cat staring at the camera with one eye closed and the other mostly closed
He's always making these weird faces at me
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I feel like "anti rich current reaches crescendo" is when the guillotine operators are getting OT not when you find a way to levy a new small tax on an undertaxed upper class
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We provide immense subsidies to rural areas through redistribution and industrial policy, which all of the white rural areas resist kicking and screaming because wind and solar is a Chinese plot to trans their kids who don't talk to them.
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Orange tabby cat with a sign over his head. If cats could text you back, they would not.
Truth. #Caturday
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I actually really like Civilization VII's age mechanics for a lot of reasons, the worst part by far is probably the town system
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This is the perennial Republican protest candidate for mayor who never even breaks the double digits and I'm pretty sure has a "Stop Italian Hate" sign on his lawn
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At my city hall the other night a guy asked the city councilors to stand if they supported ICE. No one stood up, so he asked the meeting chair standing at the podium "Are you still standing up because you agree with me" and the chair was like "sir please finish your comment"
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Yeah, I'm a big fan of BDSM (Boycott Divestment and Sanctions Movement)
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This is what Pride is all about
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Dear god. Very, very serious allegations of mass civil rights violations at the State of Florida's Everglades immigration detention center (officially known as "Alligator Alcatraz").
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Stalin held basically absolute control of the Soviet Union from its founding to 1953. It *collapsed* not even 40 years later. Even if you're a diehard USSR stan you gotta see he clearly has some responsibility for its collapse
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It would be so funny if the Pope excommunicated JD Vance. He's gotta pull the trigger before Vance converts
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Cats love nothing more than weaving between your legs while you're on the stairs
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Protestantism vs. Catholicism is a faultline in the GOP coalition that the party cannot afford *any* breakage along and naturally MAGA influencers are setting off underground nukes in exactly that spot.
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A lot of people complaining about how Democrats aren't in the majority, and that's all true enough, but there are actually going to be two votes on Wednesday to block weapons and you should in fact press Schumer and Gillibrand (and everyone else) to vote for them.
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Just watched the leaked Avatar The Last Airbender movie. No spoilers, animation was really good, story was kinda mediocre, and a couple voice actors didn't sound like how I'd imagined their characters. Overall a solid 7/10, will probably see it again when it opens in theaters
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