It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

I don't want Star Trek films anymore, I want a series with good characters and stories (like maybe one set in the school)

I've been trying different milk alternatives since the '90s, and I have to say that oat milk has nailed it for me. What a great product!!

What does a CEO even do that's worth all that money?

I'm going to have a very busy day downvoting April fool's news stories on Reddit

I always feel so much better when I properly hydrate myself. Why has no one mentioned this tip before?

I have declared that April 5th through 11th is officially Hot Dog Week. To prep for the summer, eat at least one hot dog every day of the week, but on Saturday you must eat three hot dogs.

I just found out that New York cheesecake doesn't contain the flesh of New Yorkers

Just a reminder of that time Gene Roddenberry said that he wished he had had gay sex, believed everyone was on some level bisexual, wanted LGBT rep on Trek & hoped he was “not male or female”, aka nonbinary in modern parlance. Anyways, tell me how Roddenberry would consider a gay Klingon bad?

I still think about the time a Canadian colleague saw my Lego space shuttle in the meeting video, and referred to it as "that American space plane"

I think most candy is better in egg form

I think Nvidia is using DLSS 5 to force us to get used to shitty AI generated faces because they have a vested interest in things like fully AI actors and they know that many people are currently repulsed by them. They're trying to wear us down.

I'm confused about the Netflix show about Paddington hanging out with ninja pirates

I have to confess that I never really cared for Firefly. Aside from the excellent cast, it just never grabbed me.

Can someone connect me with Boom! Studios? I'd like to write an X-Files/Power Rangers crossover comic featuring the pairing of "Bulk & Scully"

I know there are a lot of higher priority concerns right now, but I really need McDonald's to start selling their sweet and sour sauce in bottles at the grocery store

[Sabrina Carpenter sitting on the toilet suspicious that she's lactose intolerant] Cheese, cheese, cheese, didn't prove I'm right

It's not shocking, but still disappointing how so many tech hardware companies have abandoned the consumer market in favor of the AI old Rush (among other terrible things involving the AI bubble)

Endorphins are tiny dolphins that live in your blood and make you feel things

Is General Mills an actual branch of the military?

Assuming we get a new X-Men movie in a few years, I really want a scene where Magneto throws a cybertruck at someone

I really enjoy how character focused Wonder Man is. That mini series is great!

I know there's a lot of problems to solve right now, but it would be really cool if healthcare wasn't tied to employment in the United States

Coming soon: James Bond Cereal "Double-Oat Seven Grains"

They should have David hasselhoff appear as a variant of Nick Fury in Avengers Doomsday or Secret Wars

I'm issuing an Markecutive order, all snow is canceled for the rest of the month

I'm from Massachusetts, I don't think that's enough to help

Shaxs from Star Trek Lower Decks is pictured. He's a cartoon, because Lower Decks, besides being the best effing show ever, is a cartoon. Shaxs is a big burly man wearing his gold Star fleet uniform and also an apron over the front like he's doing some sort of art project or baking a nice sourdough. In each hand he's holding a broken bottle like that thing you do where you take a bottle and break off the bottom and then use it as a weapon. His eyeballs are bulging large, his brow is furrowed, and he looks absolutely unhinged with rage and fury. Closed caption reads, "Fighting fascism is a full time job!"

Exactly, it was the proofing I messed up

Don't feel bad, I screwed up basic sandwich bread this morning (to be fair, it was my first time)