Tomorrow is Monday.
Time for donald trump to begin another week of roiling the stock market with crazy proclamations.

It's like blowing out a trick candle.
Blow it out 12 times and it flames back up 12 times.
Still, you blew it out 12 times.

With all of the Congressional males that are being caught in sexual conduct allegations,
I think we should be electing more women to Congress.

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Maybe trump is talking to imaginary Iranians when he is in the middle of a psychotic episode.

trump has already demonstrated that his signature looks like pubic hair.
Yech!

At first glance, I thought this was Onion satire.

Sometimes it is genuinely difficult to tell the difference between an Onion satire and an actual news story. 😉

Doesn't RFK Jr's penchant for dead things make him a necromaniac?
And, is necromania a requirement to be United States Secretary of Health and Human Services?

Renovation? donald trump will demolish the building.

Time to cash in Kash Patel's chips.

Strait, no chaser?

This special moment should be immortalized in a bronze statue.

If trump doesn't know what a corner store actually is, then he will certainly be baffled by the concept of a department store.

Mr. McGarvey to Vought: "I'm talking right now. If you want to talk, run for Congress."
Right on!

This is what one would expect from a criminal regime.

Riddle: What do donald trump and Roger Marshall have in common?

Answer: They both try to pass themselves off as doctors.

"near-empty"? The threat was to her self esteem.

donald trump's corruption grows like a cancer.

Why do we keep referring to donald trump's private law firm as the "Department of Justice"?

I'm looking forward to the day that a monster hurricane destroys Mar-a-Lago.

Government double talk.

Not an excuse.

I don't think the Antichrist would be a moron.

That's a deep subject. (And, that's an old joke.)

Actually, trump sent a joke to "negotiate" with Iran.

Makes a person wonder what her story really is.

The Pope vs donald trump is
like Heaven vs Hell.

Even King George wasn't this crazy.

Warning: Do not trust anything that is presented in a donald trump photo op.