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My fiancé’s mom fell this morning while we helped her go to the bathroom.

We are doing everything we can to show up for her but we are struggling financially and emotionally…

If you can spare anything at all, even just a share, it means the world to us.

Thank you so much for every bit of kindness

they did WHAT

Trying to work up the resolve to do my first E injection since I want to try it in place of tablets

THE CELL GAMES HAVE STARTED IN MEET & FUCK ISLAND

The cut content is way more interesting imo

There is the menacing tree sprite from the fall newsletter that haunts me. The color palette seems wrong

They named that *sraeli superheroine “Sabra” which is kinda like naming an American hero Mai Lai or a Japanese hero Nanking

I feel like that one dril tweet and I don’t mean this as a brag but my sister was a model for a little while, for brands aimed at more realistically-proportioned women, and that no doubt gave her a lot of confidence

I try to also deflect by bringing up that my cis sister is almost my height, and her height bothered her growing up too, but she kind of won the jackpot because she married a guy that’s easily 4 or 5 inches taller than either of us

I don’t get visibly upset or anything but I try to stick to saying I’m just 6ft tall but people keep wanting to examine how I’m technically taller than that (but not 6’1” either!)

Am I allowed, as a closeted trans woman, to take some degree of umbrage with people trying to compliment me about my height

it's so funny that the cells in your body know what to do with rotisserie chicken when you eat it. then again, when i see rotisserie chicken at the grocery i also know what to do with it. maybe what i think is knowledge is those hungry cells whispering chicken dreams to my mind's ear

lol suck it.

This is a fact

A really gross nzi mobile covered in advertising for a company called USA Insulation parked in a parking garage in downtown Pittsburgh. What an absolute loser.

Businesses really are getting better at letting you know ahead of time to never ever use their services.

GOOD NEWS! Researchers have made a HUGE breakthrough towards a UNIVERSAL antiviral. By targeting sugar molecules found on the surface of many viruses that SHARE structural similarities, they identified FOUR compounds that successfully BLOCKED infections from SEVEN different viruses.

Ace pilot

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The moneyed big players behind LLM stuff are unironically guided by a religious doctrine that resembles Roko’s Basilisk, they believe humanity’s purpose is to make “AI” real and climate change is designed to teach AI to consume resources as much as possible so the universe will collapse faster

How everyone feels only finding out about Moon Child 19 years later

IT'S INTERNATIONAL BAT APPRECIATION DAY! Here's some old bat images I drew many years ago!

I do a desk job for a major wireless carrier which seems not too evil but they do keep wanting to incorporate AI into everything

Skrit, my scrunkly pathfinder rat. I love him so much

Montana Supreme Court Rules Its Constitution Entirely Protects Trans Citizens In Landmark Ruling The ruling will have enormous impacts for transgender residents in the state.

1. In a landmark ruling, the Montana Supreme Court has declared that the constitution, one of the most progressive in the nation, entirely protects transgender people.

The ruling is even insulated from SCOTUS decisions, due to how state constitutions work.

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Sometimes I get worried about fucking up at my job to a fireable degree but then I remember the story of a guy who fucked up on the job so bad it led to him eventually becoming the FOUNDING EMPEROR OF THE HAN DYNASTY

Jim Putzanghera