I suspect this person has never done any therapy to discuss their feelings about their father.

Prince walks down 52nd St. in New York City in 2004, on his way to rehearsal, and on his way to history.

Today’s 10 years since Prince passed, and I just wanted to tell one of many personal stories, about why I have this wonderful photo by Afshin Shahidi (a friend, who was also Prince’s personal photographer for years) hanging in our home. It tells a very special story…

Had to click the link to be sure that this wasn't an Onion story.

Really curious what 'ol Chip's definition of Socialist is.

Oh bless you for getting this screenshot. I kept trying to stop the video because I thought it was the exact same thing.

TBH going out and buying an onion to draw a frowny face on it might be even more unhinged.

Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

I have confirmation the SAVE Act died because Senate Republicans knew it would disenfranchise their own voters at much higher rates than Democrats. I wasn’t going crazy.

Damnit! One of these idiots actually thought about it. I was very much looking forward to all the confused disenfranchised boomers being interviewed on election night.

TOP NOTCH!

The song playing is pretty choice. The fact that he waited for the chorus... chef's kiss

He is so cooked. I just pray we can run out the clock.

BÜRKI ➡️ SANGBIN 🫨

2-0 | #STLvTUL | #AllForCITY

I mean if your choice is between a dementia addled megalomaniac and a sniveling bootlicker with a below average IQ, I guess you might be happy with Vance?

How do we know he isn't part Chow Chow? Innocent!

Also, very hard to tell sometimes, if someone is drunk or just American.

This is a top notch observation

One of the dumbest things I've ever read.

I don't know how to tell my guy here that China has already won this fight. Yes, they are autocratic, but they have also invested heavily in themselves so they are nearly immune to outside pressure.

It is 2026, not 1996. China is kicking the US's ass

Take a moment to remember how weird it is our president communicates with us through a bottom-tier social media site called Truth Social. It’s like if he governed from the comment section of a porn site.

Holy hell is it surprising how that 1980s fear of nuclear war can just come right back to you.

🌮 TACO TUESDAY! 🌮

Is it a war crime? WHO KNOWS?

Would every religion the world has ever known say this is wrong? WHO KNOWS?

Did I send JD Vance to Hungary to put closer to harm's way? WHO KNOWS?

But seemingly no problem with software selecting targets for attack from guided munitions. STOP THE ILLEGAL WAR!

And yet he fails to grasp that he is not on the side with the most strength.

STOP THE ILLEGAL WAR!

You know what's more tedious? Complaining about the users of a website.

The New York Times fucking sucks, and it is entertaining to point out that they are toddlers playing with their own shit.

I'm still directing my anger at the non-existent police presence the night of the concert at the dome that led to all this. If they had been out directing traffic none of this happens.

Wow

Could it be that most of the traffic on social media sites was bots?

Goddammit. “Seems like LinkedIn is more your speed” is an A+ insult and I’m mad I didn’t think of it first.

That's what I'm hearing today. Mayor Spencer following through on the biggest concerns about her during the campaign, that she will throw the public under the bus in favor of business interests.

I didn't think it would be a literal bus...

Also this was a golden opportunity for Mayor Spencer to point out that the real problem was the St Louis Police Department not out directing traffic. Use it as a crystal clear example of why the city should be running the department and not the state.