45% of all that corn goes to make the ethanol that screws up our cars fuel systems! Let's start there.

Ironic if Trump saves the planet by destroying the fossil fuel industry.

FSoF Cabal - 02.27 - Discosloth Discosloth

Hail Eris, everybody - today is Discosloth! One of alt.discordia's Sloth Days, celebrated on the 27th of each month by doing as little as possible.

We have been in a spiritual crisis since Europeans landed on our shores. We have never had a reckoning.

Most of their op-ed writers stink like dead fish. Hell no!

Sadly, the worst Democrat in Congress is less crazy than the best Republican.

The students are almost always proved right eventually. They are the conscience of our society, and we ignore them at our own peril.

Would you believe?

If they try the 25th, all he has to do is write a letter that says "Nu-uh."

Everything that starts with "quantum" is complete and absolute bullshit, unless it is a physicist explaining how no one really understands it.

Depluralise a movie:

Dalmation

Don't threaten me with a good time!

Rhiannon Giddens is a treasure! She is a magnificent banjo player, but she also has the voice of an angel.

“Hard Times” and “Camptown Hornpipe” performed by Rhiannon Giddens, Banjo l Met Music YouTube video by The Met

Ok ok but so here's some of real shit from Rhiannon Giddens, who, it must be said, rules.

He's a gammon man! All pink and glistening like a canned ham. Simmering with resentments just below the surface that keep his juices warm.

FWIW My parents had a dog they named Stanley Stanley after their friend Stanley because the dog was really really dumb, and Stanley was, well...

As one of the lucky ten thousand, thank you for the gift of Moon Moon. I shall cherish it!

This what "Don't take God's name in vain" means.
Stop putting God's name on your shit!

"Not a bit a good. I'd put a stake through her heart and garlic round her neck `a make sure she never comes back."
I empathize!

The skull penis is pro-death. Got it!

If you've never heard @fondalee.bsky.social speak she is a marvel.

"Do not congratulate."

Same thing with Machiavelli's "The Prince." Trying to keep those man-childs from dying early, a task for the ages.

Donald Trump is unfit to serve as the leader of the free world. That's why I have cosponsored H. Res. 939 Articles of Impeachment to remove him from office.

It's a great time for Tom Lehrer's "We'll All Go Together When We Go!"
tomlehrersongs.com/wp-content/u...

I had a 12V marine battery blow up in my hand recently. ⚡😱 It made diagnosing their electrical problem pretty easy. "Found it!" (Don't try this at home.)

It made a very satisfying spark too!

A bit safer way was to charge up a big old capacitor to 50 volts or so, and flash the battery. It actually worked, but only for NiCad and NMH. Lithium cells don't like it!

Its the Ronny and Donny Sundowner show.

Miette would demand tariffs for a thousand years!