It could be worse, he could be naked.

Could be next PM at this rate. Bring the chaos!

death will be celebrated at 9pm this evening, idgaf

"You caught me at a bad time so why don't you piss off" - New Order.

"If Bilbo is wearing that ring that makes him invisible and he steals a carrot and shoves it up his arse, does the carrot go invisible too?"

send bobs and reginos

Entrance or exit? Exit wouldn't be so bad.

'Operation Economic Fury' lol.

It would be much more acceptable to me, is to find a job smoking blunts

Young Sheldon is stuck on a tanker in the Strait of Hormuz and he can't move cuz of the bloackade. He needs his medicine. He will die there

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ICH LIEBE DICH!!!

Also sounds explicit.

Watch us all jump around when someone puts Prodigy on.

I'd suggest setting it on fire but it will do that to itself at some point.

Michael Gove's brain.

I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. That bird's an asshole! 😂😂😂😂😂
Best with volume up.

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A SKELTON AT A COMPUTER DESIGNING A GRAPHIC WHICH IS 2 COP'S CRYING AND IT SAYS "DO YOUR WORST, SCHOOL SHOOTERS,,, WE'LL JUST RUN AWAY" AND DA SKALETON IS IN FRONT OF DA RUINS OF AN AMERICAN CITY, WITH EVERYTHING CRUMBLING AROUND THEM BUT THERE STILL EXPECTED TO GO TO WORK AND SMILE THE WHOLE TIME ,AND NOW EVERY ONES ALWAYS SICK, AND YOU CANT JUST DO YOUR JOB YOU HAVE TO PRETENT YOUR USING "A.I" WHICH IS AN APP THAT COSTS MORE THAN A HUMAN EMPLOYEE AND BURNS DOWN A FOREST EVERY TIME IT MAKES 1 LINE OF CODE , AND DA TEXT OF THE GRAPHIC IS "THE APOCALYPSE WAS SPUPOSE TO HAPPEN FAST AND WE COULD STOP GOING TO WORK, BUT HERE WE FUCKEN ARE, NO MUSHROOM CLOUD, JUST $17 HAMBURGERS AND A BOSS WHO THINKS A CHAT BOT IS A LITTLE GUY WHO LIVES IN SIDE YOUR COMPUTER, HE WILL FIRE YOU IF YOU DONT TALK TO THE CHAT BOT " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

THE POCALYPSE NOW - dashare.zone ADMIN

Maybe they should recreate it as the Zombie X-Presidents.

Heads up fans of Caribbean music, I've just listed a load of Trojan sets on the @fossabooks.bsky.social ebay page.
Ideal for the summer garden party, why not treat yourself to a bargain and also help horrowfide pay his rent arrears!
#horrowfide

Yeah, that's generally the best way to approach Poole - maybe start on the ciders a little earlier though.

Tuesday will be Potted Plant Day, and Fridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Lidl.
There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Middle Aisle, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Coddle. President DONALD J. DUCK

'Some people' including Michael Gove obvs.

Lurking as usual. All good here. Hope all is well with you.

Definitely could have done without that today. No surprise she excites wet Tory boys though. She was probably beating them off with a stick at uni.

Next up: Matt Hancock gets GG implants so he never has to leave the house again.

Oh that's a good one.

Get frogged.

Credit earned by winning the title with another manager's squad has definitely run out.

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