You guys call leftists purity testers and all this other shit. You call us pinkos and denigrate us and extremists and all this.
We want your fucking kids to go to school and eat healthy meals and grow up and be safe and have jobs and not be institutionally murdered by the state.
Humble yourselves.
Sid Rosenberg @sidrosenberg19 X.com Figures! Mr. Met ran away from ME last season!!! And he's hugging the Mayor! Mr. Met is an Antisemite!!!!!!! katie honan @katie_honan • 6d Mr. and Mrs. Met (@MrMet) meet Mr. @nycmayor
Sid Rosenberg O @sidrosenberg19 X.com Just when you thought things couldn't get worse we found out today that Mr. Met is a raging antisemite!
Sid Rosenberg • @sidrosenberg19 X.com This was me at Citifield last season being IGNORED by Mr. Met! Yesterday Mr. AND Mrs. Met were hugging and kissing our Antisemite Mayor @NYCMayor! Easy to conclude that Mr. Met is an Antisemite!!!!!
Sid Rosenberg @sidrosenberg19 X.com l'll be 59 on Sunday:) For the first time ever I'm sporting a Yankee jersey as I make my way to the Bronx. The official transition from a life long Met fan to a Yankee fan is now underway. Like my friend @CGasparino once wrote "Go Woke, Go Broke!" The Mamdani Mets are too WOKE for me! See ya at the Stadium soon fans!
Absolutely dying at right-wing radio host Sid Rosenberg getting so angry that Mr. and Mrs. Met hugged @mayor.nyc.gov that he started calling them antisemites and became a Yankees fan.
if i ever run for office it will be on a “tax the rich assholes” platform, specifically
-second homes
-helicopters
-private jets
-luxury cars (based on weight and MPG, with extra fines for loud cars or motorcycles)
-yachts
-crypto/gambling profits
-expensive clubs (zero bond, things of that nature)
Fun fact, maintaining the naval blockade through the armistice until the final peace treaty was signed was also what the Allies did to Germany after WWI, so there's real precedent for.
A very happy Alex Arbor Day
I’m assuming he’s also flying to nyc but can’t tell if he’s irony poisoned or watching in earnest
White Guy next to me in the Korean airport lounge is on his third carton of milk watching, “How Sam Hyde took down IDubz” YouTube videos on his laptop.
JOHN STEINBECK’s letter to his son on the nature of love.
Paul Newman in a 'get really stoned' tee with four beers in 1981.
Dude.
Might be the greatest opening paragraph of anything ever.
meta being called meta is so incredible. it’d be like if microsoft was called zune or nasa was called challenger
notably, telling people this is extremely important. the point of political spending in primaries is not to win. it is to make candidates afraid of you, because they think that you can make them lose.
Fern Brady wearing a camera helmet on Taskmaster and opening the task, which has a red wax seal, and reading the contents. She has a purple set of coveralls on as well, which is just fun.
"Open the Strait of Hormuz. You may not receive the help of any other sovereign nation. Fastest wins."
This is still the greatest movie related moment of 2025 for me
A neon light art piece of Samuel Beckett's famous quote "I can't go on. I'll go on" but spaced - it would seem inadvertently- so that it reads "I can't goon. I'll goon".
The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.
@exhaustdata 2 months ago Ten thousand dissertations all called “the American novel since 1945” reduced to a single sentence @chillextremist 3 months ago When I'm in the suburbs for too long I start to think about dying
Narratively having Ever Given getting stuck in 2021 to set up Hormuz in 2026 is great foreshadowing. You want your audience to understand the basics of international shipping in a lower stakes context so you drop the real plot without a lot of saggy exposition about the minutiae of cargo logistics.
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy
@down.blue
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
estrogen is magic 🩷
Luckily for me the only fears I have are public speaking, bright lights, darkness, the color black, bats, men who dress up as scarecrows, people yelling action, reading, fighting crime, …
Last night I had a dream that Christopher Nolan hired me to play the titular Batman in his hit movie Batman Begins
"LLMs simply don't make mistakes like the ones you see here in this passage from Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy" is jokerizing
They chose “The•Team,” based off their historic focus on being the powerhouse sports agency.
However, this narrowly edged out the other thing Wasserman is famous for with the runner-up name being “The•Pedophile.”
I might have gotten thrown into cruise jail