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Posts by Helen Brooks

Jungly looking bright green foliage in background, a small delicate purple chilli flower in the foreground

Jungly looking bright green foliage in background, a small delicate purple chilli flower in the foreground

First chilli flower of the season and bonus points - it's purple!

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Jungly looking bright green foliage in background, a small delicate purple chilli flower in the foreground

Jungly looking bright green foliage in background, a small delicate purple chilli flower in the foreground

First chilli flower of the season and bonus points - it's purple!

7 hours ago 6 1 0 0
Woman in green jumper and old England cricket baseball cap working on a laptop in the garden with a tabby cat curled up asleep in her arms.

Woman in green jumper and old England cricket baseball cap working on a laptop in the garden with a tabby cat curled up asleep in her arms.

Yes my back hurts, thanks for asking

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Woman in green jumper and old England cricket baseball cap working on a laptop in the garden with a tabby cat curled up asleep in her arms.

Woman in green jumper and old England cricket baseball cap working on a laptop in the garden with a tabby cat curled up asleep in her arms.

Yes my back hurts, thanks for asking

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Something a lot of men don't know is that women just have breasts on their bodies! Wild! If you happen to see the shape of them or a part of them while a woman is going about her business it isn't a performance, an act of manipulation or an invitation, it's just a person moving around the world

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It gets harder and harder to maintain the sort of delusion that w & g MUST maintain in order to be able to interact with men socially, professionally etc. You have to make yourself think 'but not THIS man in THIS space' despite the immense weight of evidence to the contrary all around you

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BBC Radio 4 - The Naked Week, Series 4, Jesus Christ Superstarmer, and Dark Satanic Mills And was The Naked Week builded here, among these dark satanic Mills?

I managed to engage with All The News enough to write a tiny bit of this week's Naked Week episode. Give it a listen www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

2 weeks ago 13 1 0 0
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BBC Radio 4 - The Naked Week, Series 4, Jesus Christ Superstarmer, and Dark Satanic Mills And was The Naked Week builded here, among these dark satanic Mills?

I managed to engage with All The News enough to write a tiny bit of this week's Naked Week episode. Give it a listen www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

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Stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you happiness

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I am in love with this

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My love language is Both Too Online

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My love language is Both Too Online

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I feel like Brooklyn 99 did this super well with Captain Holt. I had never heard of any of his music or literature references (for all I know they're not real) but that was the whole point, this character is on a different plane to everyone else

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IIRC the blurb for Soul Music says it's about 'sex and drugs and rock n roll' (Two out of three ain't bad) so I imagine AI could be asked to flag those words without any context whatsoever

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Oh my GOD I loved james pond! That's tomorrow lunch time sorted now looking for a way to play this again

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'appreciating the beauty of others as works of art instead of consumable objects on display for sale'

This stopped me in my tracks! It is so beautiful and so accurate.

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The Naked Week - Series 4 - War, Law, and Operation Amol Rajan - BBC Sounds We go to war, flout the law, and launch Operation Amol Rajan.

The Naked Week is back! The funnest way to engage with All The News. Plus a couple of jokes from me www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

1 month ago 6 1 2 0
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The Naked Week - Series 4 - War, Law, and Operation Amol Rajan - BBC Sounds We go to war, flout the law, and launch Operation Amol Rajan.

The Naked Week is back! The funnest way to engage with All The News. Plus a couple of jokes from me www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

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Had to

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Had to

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Empire Records was one of our sleepover staples in the 90s. Must have seen it 20+ times. I still don't properly know who Rex Manning is

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Reminded me of when I was on Hinge and I matched with a man whose bio said 'Obama in the streets, Osama in the sheets'

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I swiftly unmatched him but not before that sentence was burned into my brain for the rest of my life

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Is he the President of the Snow Balling Association

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Reminded me of when I was on Hinge and I matched with a man whose bio said 'Obama in the streets, Osama in the sheets'

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I AM wrong, it's a lacewing

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I think it's a mayfly? This is what I always call them but I might be wrong!

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I totally feel this, my dad was 73 and even though I know it's irrational I feel like it's a personal affront to me when anyone anywhere is older. Also when anyone else has a dad. Or mentions the concept of fatherhood. And these things happen EXTREMELY ALL THE TIME

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Looking down on an oval shaped puddle on a muddy woodland path. The winter trees around and above it are reflected in the collected rain water and a pale blue sky with cumulus clouds. A few golden brown leaves are floating in the puddle and strewn around in the mud.

Looking down on an oval shaped puddle on a muddy woodland path. The winter trees around and above it are reflected in the collected rain water and a pale blue sky with cumulus clouds. A few golden brown leaves are floating in the puddle and strewn around in the mud.

Managed a spot of puddle bothering this morning.

⚪️ Portal.

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