Yes sure 9 easy miles from Edgewater to E Rutherford where no one else is gonna be driving there

Live by the loofah

A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social the greatest generation is actually the narrow slice of millennials who were too old for Despicable Me and too young to have kids watching Despicable Me and thus we are the least tainted by Minions 8:54 AM • Mar 25, 2026

They're just big woims

And even though it all went wrong
I'll stand before the Lord of Song
With nothing on my tongue but

Dammit Jim I'm a doctor not a D&D paladin

Germal or Narfield?

You ATE my gun!!

Coming soon = David Byrne interview OUT NOW! Watch here youtu.be/qLBXPlgKxNg

Her first duty was supposed to be to the truth

DJ = Donna Jo = fem. Don + fem. Joseph
Stephanie = fem. Stephen
Michelle = fem. Michael

0-2 on using that metaphor and it being true

The US is the H.O.T.test country, where H.O.T. of course stands for Highfive of Teenagers, because we like them hate all kinds of violence

NY is the best👮🚓

ちょいとしたトラブル発生しましたっ48時間程度で戻ってきますねっ☆

Malcolm Frink is a socialist confirmed #ssss

Knuckle tattoos
HA RP ER VA LL EY PT Asucks

*Robert Redford nodding in woods gif*
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Funny You Should Ask violates the Geneva Convention

#EpsteinFiles

If the Iranians really want to fuck with us they should offer to open the straights in return for Trump’s resignation.

CNBC = Capitalists Normalizing Bullshit Creatively

Already dead 😅

We could be looking at one of the worst humanitarian crises in history tonight.

How about *I* start charging people to use the bridge tunnel or turnpike???

H.V.P.T.A.

HARPER
VALLEY
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I just invented bowling with 2 balls

There’s been a push by right wing influencers for the last decade to argue that young people shouldn’t go to college, that it isn’t “worth it” and I can’t help but see that as them recognizing that they need a bunch of angry young men with no future to be relevant

Yea lady, uh..Jesus had to miss *all* the Olympics

Delita in the streets
Ramza in the sheets

Man getting taken hostage so close to the weekend