A bottle of Stok cold brew coffee and a bottle of Starbucks pumpkin spice latte creamer

✨ it's tiiiiiime ✨

So cute!!! Reminds me of my buddy Sam who passed away a few years ago 😭🥰

[worst possible stuff happening everywhere] man why do I feel bad

I used this on my wife once to take her dark blue property cause we each had one and she wouldn't trade me anything for it. She didn't talk to me for hours. 😂

I love this version. It's so savage and pisses everyone off. 😂

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a green door and looking at the camera . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a green door and looking at the camera .

Fuck off.

Being trans is not why she's a piece of shit.

Once I got one and just ate a few bites every day as a lil sweet treat. 😂 Lasted quite awhile!

Dude those mini sheet cakes are SO good 😩

Why are you still trying to pick a fight? I'm sorry my original comment offended you so much. Go smoke a joint and relax, damn.

The device that came before it is about $900, so probably around there. 🥲

You just keep proving my theory at this point.

You just sound like a typical gamer boy, picking fights and throwing insults for no reason. Of course, you're always right and you know everything. You're the smartest man in the world. All hail.

Okay buddy. Sounds like you take this way more seriously than I do.✌️ Have a good one.

Bitch I don't know anything about Lenovo Go, I just looked at the specs and thought "damn, that's literally exactly like ROG Ally X I just bought, but with an Xbox button and Xbox controller grips" and thought it was funny that they'd make such little changes to an already existing device. 😅 Relax.

I know exactly what this feels like omg. But usually when I text them after months of no contact, they're happy to hear from me! It's still hard to send the initial text though.

I don't know what you mean by this. 😂 Are you trying to insult me in some way?

This is just an Ally X with an Xbox button 😭

Release your inner bitches

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I have a cat who used to go to the house across the street and steal their kids' socks, toys, and whatever else they'd leave in the yard. 18 years later, she still has a skunk beanie baby that she snatched from them.

Nimona!

Aww, the prettiest boy!

I feel that. That's a good idea for grounding, thank you!

I'm sorry about your friend. Also, that is the cutest lil cat I've ever seen 💕

I think this is my most used gif of all time

Homophobic bigots? I just heard his neighbor killed him over a "disagreement" 😭 What actually happened?

A carton full of 21 eggs

Nah, we're not rich. We just stopped trying to save money cause nothing matters anymore. ✌️