Poster for the 2020 film with the title in white and red over a picture of Santa holding a knife in front of his face on on the blood of the knife is the image of a skull

919) 13 Slays Till X-Mas (2020)

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a woman sitting in front of a window with the words we are the lucky ones written on her face Alt: a woman sitting in front of a window with the words we are the lucky ones written on her face

I only came in halfway thru, so...

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"Blue Lives Splatter"

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Tubi has kicked me over to the 2012 Silent Night and as I enjoy that one quite a bit, I accept. Sorry to y'all that had to watch that whole anthology. Looked awful. See ya round the campfire.

Sooo, in the middle of BFE, then?

Sorry, that's what we called the ass-end of the parking lot in high school, 'Butt-Fucking Egypt'. Don't ask me why, I was born about 60 miles south of Fayetteville, AR. Also in the BFE.

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They are weirdly charming

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a man in a blue shirt is clapping his hands and saying " you 're the boss you tell me " Alt: a man in a blue shirt is clapping his hands and saying " you 're the boss you tell me "

I *think* those reindeer puppets are pretty good. Or maybe the vodka I found today cleaning hotel rooms just kicked in.

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This movie didn't need to be an hour and 45 minutes long. #FrightClub #13SlaysTillXMas

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You don't deserve to know that you missed the immortal line "Well, my I left my 'nice' pants at your mom's house last night.", but I'm going to enlighten you anyway.

Coz I'm good people.

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Good call! 🏆

I was expecting something more supernatural, like for the body to be like oh no you don't

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I knowwww 😆

I kind of have to stick around in case anybody new turns up and has questions or whatever, but nobody else could be blamed for bailing

This isn't even fun to poke fun at; all I want to do is genuinely complain 😂

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I had maybe the weirdest double feature of my life in Louisville, KY:

The Young Poisoner's Handbook and Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy.

I also bought my first Sin City comics (That Yellow Bastard) that day. Ah, the 90s.

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"Hashtag pussy magnet!"

Movie, kill this personally immediately. In any goddamn way you want.

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I noticed that too, but there was so much Carpentry that I got overwhelmed.

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I think I hate this movie.

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Just throwing all this out here coz what I'm seeing doesn't seem super compelling.

But the score is Carpenter-y as all hell and I'm for sure enjoying that, as derivative as it is. And they're in Kentucky, his home state!

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I assume it came from one of the few females in Outlaw Country. I found this album in my Mom's things.

She has a pretty interesting Wiki. Jessi Colter, not my mother (but she WOULD, if she had one).

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It's no more than the truth but the way that you said it 😂

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Naw, that's a cool name, I dig it

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My middle name's Colter, if that helps. I'm kind of an asshole.

I figure it's an anthology, why not pop into the middle of it.

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You named this child Kolton—with a K—and cut his hair like that?

That's an asshole waiting to happen

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Compound fracture! Drink!

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There's a lot of "for all eternity" bullshit in this movie

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Story 1 wasn't very good.

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😄

That's on the schedule too. It might still get moved again, but before Christmas.

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"Come to a cursed house... it will be fun... have a few laughs..." #FrightClub #13SlaysTillXMas

Sam, I know you're thinking that couldn't have been real, but you need to leave immediately.

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"Let's have Christmas in a cursed house! Come on, it'll mean so much to me!"

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WE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE CAT, MOVIE

I'm sure there was a good reason. That guy probably wasn't giving up the Churu.

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Christmas card model paper cut to death 🤭

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I'm not certain yet but I suspect we might have an anthology here, with people watching television as the frame

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