#OPM quietly #terminated the #5ThingsIDidLastWeek email requirement.
Back of the envelope math here
1 mil #federalemployees sending
1 email every week and logging
15 min (min gov’t time increment)=
250,000 avg hours/ week=
6 mil avg hours over 6 months
#doge #efficiency #Trump #alwayscheckmymath
Dear Elmo,
No. 5 was just for you.
America.😂
#5ThingsIDidLastWeek
5 things I did at work last week:
1/ avoided non-essential conversations
2/ asked colleagues to do the work they were hired to do
3/ repeated directions x10
4/ answered questions x10
5/ rolled eyes/screamed into the void
Hope this helps! #5thingsididlastweek
LMAO !!
#5thingsIdidlastweek
5 Things I did last week: #5ThingsIdidLastWeek #5Things #ElonMusk #Doge #MustLoveDogs
1. Fed my dogs every day
2. Walked my dogs every day
3. Cooked my dog's food every day
4. Told my dogs I love them every day
5. Took my dogs on a playdate
So People FYI if you felt like letting ELON know- apparently the email address is hr@opm.gov
Have fun with it!
#RickRoll
#5ThingsIDidLastWeek
5 things I did last week
1. Cooked a big pot of veggie chili so my HS senior and their friends could be warm and fed
2. Took care of my immigrant, queer, and disabled patients.
3. Got my nails done
4. Taught med students.
5. Contemplated getting a navel piercing
#5thingsIdidlastweek
One idea for your #5thingsididlastweek email
Five things I did last week:
1. Your mom.
2. Your mom.
3. Your mom
4. Your mom
5. Your mom.
#5thingsididlastweek
#5thingsididlastweek
1. Eat
2. Sleep
3. Shit
4. Work
5. Walk the pup
#5thingsididlastweek
1. Eat
2. Sleep
3. Shit
4. Work
5. Walk the pup
#5thingsididlastweek
1 Dissected claim Social Security pays to millions 100+ - no evidence
2 Reread Mueller Report re: Trump Russia shift
3 Watched WH Black History event as WH declared war on diversity
4 Listed DOGE cuts outside DC
5 Listened 2 Musk bio. Asperger’s blamed for no empathy
#5ThingsIDidLastWeek
1. Taught 25 class periods in public school
2. Attended 2 meetings to discuss IEP and 504 accommodations
3. Attended 2 meetings to discuss curriculum and graduation
4. Planned 3 weeks of instruction for a new prep
5. Took care of my 86yo father in our home.
#fuckDOGE
Looks like it means, if you still own a
#Te⚡️⚡️la, you better find a garage to hide it in, & either rent a car, or reserve an uber for the foreseeable future.
#5ThingsIDidLastWeek
1. Brokered peace in the Middle East
2. Dove to the bottom of the Marianas Trench
3. Discovered cheap water desalinization
4. Defeated Ken Jennings at Jeopardy
5. Won the Super Bowl
#5ThingsIDidLastWeek
