Good job this isn't in 3D. #80sjokes #TOTP

Now that he's Italian we know how he got caught. He was revving his IROC in the McDonald's parking lot

#80sjokes

I was going to be a tree surgeon, but couldn't stand the the sight of sap.
#80sjokes

It is 10 pm. Do you know where your #thanksgiving bird is?

Mine is in her flavor bath.

#80sJokes #recipe #recipeoftheday

So, Thatcher is dead. What will the punks write angry songs about now? #80sjokes #notdancingongravesbutseriouslyshewaskindofterrible