The AFL's 'Cooked' Index - Neds Blog I watched the new Louis Theroux doco on the Manosphere the other day and while it wasn’t my favourite Theroux (either The Settlers or the Weird Weekends about rap), all I could think about was those f...

Chat, are we cooked?

These four AFL storylines are asking that very question.

A 'Cooked' Index

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What is the Western Bulldogs’ Ceiling?  - Neds Blog With six minutes to go in the second quarter of the Bulldogs’ dismembering of GWS on Saturday afternoon, the Bulldogs had a passage of play that will live on.   With the score at 55-23 and the Bulldog...

The Dogs are 2-0 against two of last year's finalists..

Their fortunes against the good teams seems to have changed dramatically.

Is this the year Bevo gets his second one?

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A hand holding an AFL player badge for Buku Khamis from the Western Bulldogs, and a corflute cut out of a man's head printed in red ink, with horns drawn on his head and a blast drawn coming out of his mouth. The corflute head has LOBBZILLA written along the side, with a Western Bulldogs logo. In the background is the Gabba football ground, with people in red, white and blue gear sitting in the stadium seats.

Went to the footy, got this great Rory Lobb head, bought a Buku badge, got really excited about Sellwood, Jacques and Budarick, went back and bought an Arty Jones badge, called Zorko a swine, screamed my lungs out, and watched the Dogs deliver a great win. No complaints, five woofs. #AFLLionsDogs

The Doggies win a Saturday Night Thriller over the back to back champs The Lions #afllionsdogs

2026 Opening Round - Brisbane Lions v Western Bulldogs
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35’9” FT@The’Gabba Brisbane 3.1 6.7 12.9 15.16 (106): C.Cameron* 4; L.Morris 3; K.Lohmann 2; Z.Bailey, Z.Zakostelsky, D.Zorko, Oscar Allen, D.Fort, C.Rayner; Footscray 2.7 5.10 9.14 16.15 (111): M.Bontempelli 3; Sam Darcy, Ed Richards, A.Naughton, T.English 2; L.Bramble, C.Buderick, Bailey Williams, R.West, S.Davidson

35’9” FT@The’Gabba Brisbane 3.1 6.7 12.9 15.16 (106): C.Cameron* 4; L.Morris 3; K.Lohmann 2; Z.Bailey, Z.Zakostelsky, D.Zorko, Oscar Allen, D.Fort, C.Rayner; Footscray 2.7 5.10 9.14 16.15 (111): M.Bontempelli 3; Sam Darcy, Ed Richards, A.Naughton, T.English 2; L.Bramble, C.Buderick, Bailey Williams, R.West, S.Davidson

Last quarter player headed by headed by Dog Ed Richards (57AF) and Lion Dayne Zorko (35AF)

Player stats for the game headed by Lion Dayne Zorko (142AF) and Dog Ed Richards (133AF)

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Incidentally, first to 100 doesn’t win.

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Oh my Doggies. #AFLLionsDogs

So good! #afllionsdogs ❤️🤍💙

We were 26 points down against the reigning premiers at their home ground. That was a spectacular performance by the Dogs. They never gave up and fought tooth and nail. What a way to start the season. What a game of footy. Wow! Fuck yeah Doggies! #AFLLionsDogs #AFL

My mate next to me has been shouting “Stick that up your country road!” all night. I may have joined him when the final siren sounded.

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SONS OF THE WEST!! RED WHITE AND BLUE!! ❤️🤍💙🐶 WOOF WOOF #GODOGS #AFLLionsDogs

Now that is a statement win from the Bulldogs! A team with a wide range this season but taking down the Lions from a large deficit is a brilliant win #AFL #AFLLionsDogs

#AFLLionsDogs Western Bulldogs become the only Victorian club to beat a QLD or NSW club in Opening Round this weekend. Absolute cracker of a game. Western Bulldogs 111 defeat Brisbane 106

Dogs best win since the 2016 Grand Final ? Amazing stuff. Chuffed for Bevo and the loyal Doggies fans ! Well done Dishlickers #AFLLionsDogs

WHAT A WIN! GO DOGS! WOOOOO! #AFLLionsDogs #AFL

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This is an AWESOME game.
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YES TIMMY! C’MON DOGS! #AFLLionsDogs #AFL

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I can’t deal. #AFLLionsDogs #AFL

Come on Bulldogs lift for Victoria, would be very embarrassing for state pride if Vic clubs start the season 0-4 against Interstate clubs #AFLLionsDogs #DontLetTheBigVDown

Just give Bont all 6 Brownlow votes for this game. #Superstar #AFLLionsDogs

THE BONT! 🤩 #AFLLionsDogs #AFL

Win or lose tonight, The Bulldogs certainly have the talent and ability to win the flag this year. Maybe Victoria's best chance to reclaim the Premiership Cup for our state #AFLLionsDogs

C’MON DOGS! #AFLLionsDogs #AFL

#AFL #AFLRound0 #AFLOpeningRound #AFLLionsDogs #Uncaged #MightyWest

Marcus Bontemplli is the closet thing footy has to Lionel Messi
Just a sublime play maker and skillful master. Its criminal he hasn't won a brownlow medal #AFLLionsDogs

That was such a fun goal Truck #afllionsdogs

Every little ticky touchwood decision has gone the Lions way tonight #afllionsdogs

Fuck sake Truck you gotta kick those 🤬 #AFLLionsDogs #AFL