Large Hadron Collider Accidentally Creates AI With Serious Quantum Identity Crisis #QuantumQuirks #AICollider #LHCNowHiring #ParticleParty #HadronHijinks By: TheJestPress.com GENEVA, SWITZERLAND — In a bold new step toward either uncovering the secrets of the universe or accidentally opening a portal to a dimension entirely populated by sentient office chairs, CERN has announced its “Quantum & AI Integration Initiative.” That’s right: the world-famous Large Hadron Collider (LHC)—home of smashin’ particles and scientists’ dreams—has started letting Artificial Intelligence determine what subatomic particles get to be zipped about at near-light speeds.

Large Hadron Collider Accidentally Creates AI With Serious Quantum Identity Crisis

#QuantumQuirks #AICollider #LHCNowHiring #ParticleParty #HadronHijinks By: TheJestPress.com GENEVA, SWITZERLAND — In a bold new step toward either uncovering the secrets of the universe or accidentally opening a…