a dog is crying while looking at an iphone ALT: a dog is crying while looking at an iphone

#ANewJokeWouldBe as hilarious as all my other jokes

a rooster holding a clipboard with the words i say i say i say below it ALT: a rooster holding a clipboard with the words i say i say i say below it

#ANewJokeWouldBe a way to attract the ladies….

I say I say I say

a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie . ALT: a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie .

#ANewJokeWouldBe as bad as some of my old jokes

#ANewJokeWouldBe awful…. Where’s the fun if you can’t join in with the punchline?

#ANewJokeWouldBe

What do the cast of a new play and gynecology patients have in common?

They appreciate a warm hand at their opening.

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A couple of guys are walking down the street when they see a dog licking his balls.

One guy says, "Man, I wish I could do that."

The other guy says, "Go for it, but you should probably pet him first."

#ANewJokeWouldBe

A giraffe walks into a bar and says, "Highballs on me!"

#ANewJokeWouldBe

A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a shot...
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and a beer."

The bartender asks, "What's up with the big pause?"

The bear looks at his hands and says, "I'm a bear."

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A Shetland pony walked into a bar and said, "Pardon my voice. I'm a little hoarse."

#ANewJokeWouldBe unusual

#ANewJokeWouldBe worth saving:

#ANewJokeWouldBe long and hard:

#ANewJokeWouldBe pirated:

a poster with a minion and the words things i know about you ALT: a poster with a minion and the words things i know about you

#ANewJokeWouldBe

muppet fozzie bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a hat and tie . ALT: muppet fozzie bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a hat and tie .

#ANewJokeWouldBe well received if it were well delivered...

a picture of a minion with the words research has shown that laughing for 2 mins is just as healthy as a 20 min jogging ALT: a picture of a minion with the words research has shown that laughing for 2 mins is just as healthy as a 20 min jogging

#ANewJokeWouldBe laughable 😛

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