It’s been quite a day of watching TV to see other people make history for @TurnbullMalcolm, hasn’t it. #AUSvHON #SSM
RT @Shorten_Suite: When everyone else too busy to hang 😔 #auspol

Surely just bribing them would be quicker and more efficient ? RT @DanColasimone: Jedinak scored three goals and we need to petition FIFA if they don’t acknowledge that. #AUSvHON

Prediction: at the first #Russia2018 match, _all_ the @Socceroos players will sport Mile Jedinak-style orthodox monk beards. Even the mighty Icelanders, who practically invented beards, will be confused into submission. #AUSvHON

So for once we’ve managed to achieve something _ahead_ of New Zealand, instead of ten years too late... #AUSvHON

Well done, @Socceroos - it’s been a hard, hard #RoadtoRussia. Take the night off, and then let’s start the preparations for 2018. #AUSvHON

3:0 for the @Socceroos. Once again Mile Jedinak has been Putin his foot through it from the penalty spot. #AUSvHON

2:0. Hold on to your goal nets, the @Socceroos are practically smelling the borshtsh. #AUSvHON

YES - 1:0 for the @Socceroos ! Is Mile Jedinak the first orthodox monk to score for Australia ? #AUSvHON

Overwatered and undermown - is this really the best pitch Australia has to offer ? (Why do they insist on playing these matches in Sydney ?) #AUSvHON

The @Socceroos won the #AsianCup2015 on the night Queensland turfed out Campbell Newman in a landslide. Today Newman’s federal rolemodel Tony Abbott lost the #SSM vote in a landslide. I choose to see this as a good omen for #AUSvHON #whateverittakes

Wouldn’t it be an excellent statement if the @Socceroos captain wore a rainbow armband tonight, to affirm Australia’s overwhelming support for #marriageequality and non-discrimination. #SSM #AUSvHON 🌈

I think I’ve seen this film before. #HONvAUS ends 0:0, and then #AUSvHON goes to penalties, right ?