From 2017 LPB archives:
Baby, you are like a badly written executive order. You weaken my constitution! #AcademicValentine
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Reject button is red
Your sloppiness makes me blue
Yours sicerely
Reviewer #2
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your paper's rejected,
Love,
Reviewer 2
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
But to convince the referee
You need spectroscopy too.
#academicvalentine
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I totally forgot about the good old #academicvalentine trend. Still got 30 mins to force out a few mediocre ones!
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Why is my paper
Still with R2
#AcademicValentine
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Roses are red
It's hard writing papers
Hands only in the fume hood!
Unless you like huffing vapours...
#academicvalentine
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Qualitative research
Is valuable too
#academicvalentine
Tagged you in 2016!
@trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social
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The menu for this week is almost as sweet as our researchers!
#ethicsislove #academicvalentine #irb #research #academia #ethicsjokes
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Some roses are red
Plants are diverse, too
Did you know that the National Institute of Health was forced to fire over 5,000 scientists today?
Well… now you do.
#AcademicValentine
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You're all our winners! Thanks for everything you do:)
#ethicsislove #academicvalentine #irb #research #academia #ethicsjokes
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By Trump's politburo
grants are reviewed
So use the word 'diversity'
& brother, you're screwed.
#academicvalentine
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Our researchers make us want to break out into song and dance!
#ethicsislove #academicvalentine #irb #ethicsjobs #academia #research
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Roses are red
Bionic limbs are synthetic
"Prosthesis" is a noun
The adjective is "prosthetic"
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Roses are red.
Some grow in defiance.
Keep fighting the fight &
Stand Up for Science.
#AcademicValentine
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It's hard to love anything more than a Swig Soda, but luckily our researchers make the cut ;)
#ethicsislove #academicvalentine #IRB #ethicsjokes #academia #research
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A valentine featuring Simone Biles in the air, upside down. Text says "You flip my world upside down, and with IRB approval, we'll stick the landing."
A valentine that honors the GOAT *and* appropriate human subjects research oversight ;)
#academicvalentine #ethicsislove #IRB
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Roses are red
Don't know where you strive
The editor feels to ask
Reviewer 5
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A gorgeous poem from a lab tech: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm drilling holes into skulls for you"
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The graphs are a joke,
the writing a pun.
That is the forsaken
Reviewer 1
The writing's a beauty,
the figures are too,
you are my hero,
Reviewer 2
Revision, Rejection,
or number 3's voice:
Remains in the end
the Editor's choice.
#academicvalentine
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Roses are red
Violets are purple
Brain's flailing about
Like an upside-down turtle!
#AcademicValentine #AmNotWriing
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Errors flash in red
Make me feel a little blue
For the tenth time of asking
Merge m:1, I am begging you...
#academicvalentine 🤭💕
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Roses are red
But can I ignore
that I need (!) to cite work by
Reviewer 4
#academicvalentine
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
But not in C-band SAR
🧪 #AcademicValentine
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Roses are red
Your paper was done
the editor decided
and your paper is gone
🧪 #AcademicValentine
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Roses are red
the methods are key
to also convince
Reviewer 3
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Roses are red
Your paper is done
Let me be your
Reviewer 1
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