I'm making Scarlett and I pizza for dinner.
She went upstairs, opened the oven (While it was preheating), opened the freezer, then turned around and ran shoulder first into the oven.
She's fine, just a scrape, bit 🤦♂️🤣🤣
#adventuresinparenting
If Tr*mp can just declare a ceasefire can I randomly declare my 3 year old potty trained? #adventuresinparenting
Kiddo's new(ish) thing has been coming up to me, saying nothing, then smacking my gut or butt and Zoidberging out noise & all....
#AdventuresInParenting
My 5yo child: "I am going to teach Salem (our cat) how to parkour"
Me: 😐
How does my 5yo know about parkour?
What can I expect when my 20lb Maine Coon cat starts doing parkour? Please advise
#adventuresinparenting #catparkour
the very hungry caterpillar by eric carle with a toddler sized bite out of the cover
the caterpillar wasn’t the only one who was hungry #adventuresinparenting
• Grocery shopping
• Wife got ice to keep refrigerated goods cold in cart
Daughter: Ice?
Me: It’s for the food.
Her: Can I put it on my head?
(Explanation: “I thought you said ‘it’s for you.’”)
#AdventuresInParenting
She was utterly dismayed, crawled under the table and was inconsolable until a new bay leaf was procured and hidden in a bowl. #AdventuresInParenting
Welp. I've managed to avoid the 4 ongoing outbreaks so far only succumb to some other 5th option (6th option? It's not covid either it seems) and lose my voice
#AdventuresInParenting #KidsAreCuteGermFactories
"Okay Petunia, we've gotta talk. It's not one, two, orange triangle, four. There's a three in there somewhere. I went to college!"
#adventuresinparenting
"Hey kid your jeans on on backwards."
"Eh I don't care."
"Isn't that uncomfortable?"
"Kinda, but I don't want to change it."
#AdventuresInParenting #ThingsMyKidsSay
#AdventuresInParenting: Getting to explain to #Thing2 that the instructional assistant for her kindergarten class just passed away.
