“If you’re not celebrating with me, you’re celebrating against me.” - Jacques Noir #AfterlifeCrisis

Lightest weight since high school. 10.3 lbs to go. I don’t know if I can maintain it but at least I know it’s possible. The important thing is, this Saturday, March 28, 1:00 PM, Appalachian Metal Fest, #AfterlifeCrisis T-shirts, stickers, free high fives, possible transcendental enlightenment.

“Well deus ex my machina bro. He’s fallen in love.” -Jacques Noir. #AfterlifeCrisis

Guys you can’t afford to buy gas but you can’t afford to not buy an #AfterlifeCrisis t-shirt. Get ready to be ready to give us dollars to look rad and feel rad.

Here. Watch me noodle on my strat for one BlueSky limited minute. You love it. #AfterlifeCrisis #stratocaster

Here. Listen to my band #AfterlifeCrisis ‘s gig from last night. What else you got to do? Your welcome.

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Practicin’ up these notes real good fer ya. #AfterlifeCrisis

#AfterlifeCrisis is practicing. Be worried.

Speaking of thirst traps, here’s you boys #AfterlifeCrisis live in Appalachia spreading the word. Psalm 666.

Plans within plans. #AfterlifeCrisis

Godzilla nails. #AfterlifeCrisis

Heroes. #AfterlifeCrisis

The upside of #AfterlifeCrisis playing early in the day at this festival is that there is no good reason for me not to get fucking hammered after our set.

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I know some of you are thinking, #AfterlifeCrisis playing at noon? At least they’ll be sober.”

Bass amp blown. No problem. #AfterlifeCrisis can not be stopped.

Honestly doing everything I can to hold off this nervous breakdown until I get off stage after the #AfterlifeCrisis gig Saturday. Wish me luck.

Get yo ass to Appalachia.

Let's look for the purple banana ‘til they put us in the truck.
SATURDAY FREAKY WEASELS! #AfterlifeCrisis

Look, all #AfterlifeCrisis can do is put gas in this Magic Bus and keep on driving. We can’t make you get on. At some point you’ve just got to ask yourself if you want to be happy and fucking rule the universe or not.

Freaking out weasels in the BSG last night. Soaking wet after getting caught in a flash flood. I only had to send one apology text after last night’s adventures so things are going pretty good over here. #AfterlifeCrisis #lexapro

Are you alive right now? Come to the BSG and rock with us. #AfterlifeCrisis

It’s that sexy beast Jacques Noir.

Hits writing time. #AfterlifeCrisis

Just over here working on some hits. #AfterlifeCrisis

Afterlife Crisis did their instruments real good. Added a new song to the set list. Defeated evil. Made dreams come true and comforted the elder generations. Out here doing the lords work. #AfterlifeCrisis

Going to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches. #AfterlifeCrisis

It’s a photo of a lunatic.

Somebody need to do something about this. #AfterlifeCrisis

Get weird. Stay weird. Live forever. #AfterlifeCrisis

I guess #AfterlifeCrisis had a really solid practice last night.

I need to thank Trigger Mortis and Jacques Noir for reminding me that I am still that motherfucker. That. Specific. Mother. Fucker. #AfterlifeCrisis

Writing new jams. Inventing new notes. #AfterlifeCrisis

Cocktail napkin logo ideas for the sticker wizard. #AfterlifeCrisis