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I saw a snake in the garden yesterday
in the past, it would have startled me into an elevated heart rate and possibly a small scream
these days, an actual snake in the grass is sort of refreshing 🐍
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the grandson's school starts their Spring Break today—with the kid at home, I can can tell already I'm going to have a hard time remembering it's Friday, not Saturday
(without something to anchor me to the calendar, I tend to drift)
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another indication of my advanced age:
I visited Canada a few times without a passport
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(I doubt that anyone in my current circle of acquaintances has a passport)
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All About @dan1964.bsky.social 😺😺😺
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Image of cat. "Everyone talks about their inner child. Meanwhile, I've got an inner cat who hisses at strangers, snacks constantly, judges everyone, and would happily sleep all day."
All About @dan1964.bsky.social 😺😺😺
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Hi! I’m Masha Alibek, aka Sixtail! (She/They) I'm the blue sparklefox girl from your wildest dreams! 🦊💙
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my dear departed landline was one digit away from the local hardware store's number
me: hello?
some old guy: do you have a 100-pound sack of manure?
me: no, but I have an 11-year-old boy—is that close enough?
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doll whose rubber band ligaments failed
remember those toys with limbs held together by rubber bands?
when the rubber rotted, it fell apart
I think my rubber bands are wearing out 😕
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All About @dan1964.bsky.social 😺😺😺
#AllAboutMe #MeMe #adulting
#funny #humor #joke
#cats #cat #kitty #kitties #catmemes #catlover #catlovers #catsofbluesky #kittiesofbluesky
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