Lies!
There's always a reason to smack someone, such as needing to check if your smackers are still in working order, or because you haven't smacked anything today and people might stop respecting you if they think you've gone soft on them, or if you just want to. 😸
#AllCatsAreInnocent
When you Allegedly successfully stole a little piece of Alleged stuffed crust off your ma's Alleged pizza.
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Alledgelee coemet.
Alledgelee.
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Dis es obeeoeslee AI generratted faek footige to impleecaet dear sweet innocent Gonzo of crimbs hes did not commet. 😸
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Definitely, since no cats have ever, ever been evil ever. 😸
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No crimbs here. #AllCatsAreInnocent 😸
How could anyone every think that such a cute little baby kitten would ever commit a crimb? 😸
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Blades dint fol off til Mombs tryed to mak yus leeve da Gonzo shelve!
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Was not Gonzo!
Gonzo wos been cute in da UFO da hole tiem, an wos not on da Gonzo shelve at ol!
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#AllCatsAreInnocent
{except Ludo}
Entrapmint!
We all saw it hung dere rite neer yuses scritchn spot. Et was such an obveus trap yus had to spring et, to save der overs from getn cot by et.
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Circumstantial!
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Circumstantial!
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A complete coincidence though, since #AllCatsAreInnocent
It's such a shame Mean Cat was always just a few seconds too late in each case, and was unable to stop killer every time. 😄
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Freddy helping to sort the best Christmas decor, by way of a taste test. 😄
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"The dog did it." 😄
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A very useful loophole for all cats.
#AllCatsAreInnocent (moastly) 😄
It's a shame we'll never know who it was.
#AllCatsAreInnocent 😄
Fully justified self defense. 😄
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If Mombs dint wont yu climbin on hellecobter shelf, why does she put interestin fings to play with up dere?
Entrapment!!! 😄
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Skellie was coming right for Gonzo! We all saw it! 😄
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