The prose style of this article can best be summed up as “pretentious, without at the same time being grammatical”.

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/æ/ Diphthongization: /æ/ → [æ͡ṫ] / _ ŋ

Shout-out to the typesetters of Hayes (2009), who dotted a t when they should have crossed an i.

(i.e., that ṫ should have been ɨ)

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