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Screen grab showing three people wearing outdoor coats from an advertisement for a bulk seller that profits from selling us things that we do not need.

Of course, in reality, three older women would have the sense to just put cushions from home on the sleds, instead of buying sh!t they don’t need.

This year, say no to buying sh!t you don’t need, say no to funding the billionaires who fund fascism, just say no.

Shop small, shop local.

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Your stroppy teenager strops about while stroppily trying to skateboard on sand. And it's not working. His life is so hard... I mean, just look at the beautiful house, and the view, and all the stuff.

This lad clearly needs more stuff. From Amazon. And now he's happy. Top work.

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#AmazonAd Dimiter Marinov is the one who sings “What the World Needs Now.” I thought it was Michael Bolton. Sure sounds similar. Yes, we hate Amazon, but he has a beautiful voice.

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