They're starting to look like those people from the twilight zone. #stopwithalltheplasticsurgery #JeffBezos #JeffBozo #AmazonPrimeSUCKS

I give Jeff Bezo's marriage as many years as the years required for the max payout from the prenup. #JeffBozo #AmazonPrimeSucks #JeffBezos

I understand that the gifts delivered to celebrities at the Jeff Bezos wedding were delayed but they have to wait a month to get their money back. #amazonPrimeSucks #JeffBezosSucks #JeffBozo