The only truth I saw at the #SOTU was the smarmy & fawning expression on #MikeJohnson ‘s mug, so eager to lap up dear leader’s chunky load, fill his belly, and speedily digest to make room for more. #MAGA is a sickening cult of cowardice and ego. #AmericaIsCooked
Trump blaming Somalis when it was an American White woman that defrauded Minnesota and it was a wealthy white man #brettfarve that defrauded Mississippi! #sotu #Trumpiscorrupt #trumpisapdf #americaiscooked
It’s been part of their plan for awhile now! Once the #CrookedSCOTUS gave him carte blanche to commit crimes with impunity it was over! Once everyone realized that #BoomerSchumer was a dithering dotard too feckless to meet the moment it was over! Once they fixed one election… #AmericaIsCooked
Article 9 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights states that "No one shall be subjected to arbitrary arrest, detention or exile”
#Americaiscooked
Speaking of SCOTUS, you realise Clarence Thomas is in the Epstein files? And that's why we'll never see them. #AmericaIsCooked
Serious request: can a White House reporter ask Trump what 10% of 100 is?
Not a trick question. No charts. No graphs. Just… math.
Because “600% price cuts” is not a thing that fucking exists in this universe.
#IllWait #uspoli #PressCorps #DozyDon #FOTUS #AmericaIsCooked
Corporate welfare masked as "investment." Political corruption masked as "national security." Zero accountability! A sternly-worded letter is in order. #AmericaIsCooked
So June 14th 2026, all the PHUCK BOYS (my bad "Patriots") are going to get together to have an MMA fight on the white house lawn?
#AMERICAISCOOKED
What does it say about the state of the US today that I saw a headline that Mark Sanchez was arrested for felony battery and I assumed he must be some politician #americaiscooked #fucktrump #fuckmaga #democracy #freepalestine
This is how you speak when you have absolutely no strategy for combating fascism. I'm exhausted from listening to these wind bags. #AmericaIsCooked
This is literally out of 1984. Chapter one. Neighbours snitching on neighbours for ‘disloyalty’ was one of the major themes in the book.
MAGA is obviously fascist. They are so stupid and ignorant of history, they can’t even see it in themselves.
#americaiscooked #fascistamerica #surveilancestate
For Labor Day, President Trump revoked the bargaining rights of one of the largest unions in the United States, which is responsible for the quality of life of all residents and government services.
HAPPY LABOR DAY!!!
#MAGA #AmericaIsCooked
I surprised they didn't throw rose pedals at Putin's feet as he walked the red carpet. Next the U.S. will be sending troops to help bolster the Russians. Maybe even get to fight alongside North Koreans. It's not out of the realm of possibilities for Turd Fuhrer. #AmericaIsCooked 🍚
Donald Trump touring in the aftermath of the deadly Texas floods. #Trump #POTUS #USA #AmericaIsCooked
I honestly don't even think Canada even cares about our relationship anymore. What's worse is I don't think Trump even cares. #AmericaIsCooked #GroundNews
America - Time of death 2025
#AmericaisCooked #ByeByeAmericanPie #ItsJover #Ciao #China #MakeIt
#TheNewMalaise
Ironic that these ended up having red white and blue bgs… well, the middle is technically gray… anyway here’s how I’ve been feeling since January
#cooked #americaiscooked #selfportrait #losingmygdmind #art #fart
Republican insanity knows no bounds! Elmo getting what he paid for! #AmericaIsCooked #FAFO
Last-minute changes to Trump's 'big, beautiful bill' stun clean energy industry (and Elon Musk)
🚨NEW EPISODE🚨
We are back and the girls are fighting out here!! Somebody get Andy Cohen on the phone! Check out episode 158, available now! LIKE, SHARE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!! #podcast #comedy #DonaldTrump #ElonMusk #TrumpVsMusk #AmericaIsCooked
YouTube: youtu.be/N3arBi_5hhc?...
Us not controlling xtian notjobs is why this happened and it's why tRump happened. Good job guys by ruining this country because you couldn't stop the hatred. #americaiscooked
Today is May 21, 2025, and America is as stupid today as it was yesterday ... maybe even stupider. One thing's for certain; there's no sign that it has gotten less stupid. #AmericaIsCooked #LandOfImbecility #MoronsAreGoverningAmerica
It should be noted that even in blue states, local law enforcement is running interference for ICE. Blue-state governors, like the federal judiciary, talk smack but don't actually do anything. #AmericaIsCooked
That seems to be all these federal judges are capable of doing. Spitting out a lot of words and then doing absolutely nothing when Turd Führer and his minions flip them the bird. All talk and no action. Might as well write their orders on toilet paper. #AmericaIsCooked 🤡
A cartoon image of a man holding a knife in one hand and his nose in the other hand. It is illustrative of the old saying, "Cutting off your nose to spite your own face."
But so many working-class Americans go to bed every night worrying that billionaires might have to pay more taxes. Surely these tax cuts for the rich will ease their anxiety and allow them to get a better night's sleep? #AmericanImbeciles #AmericaIsExceptionallyStupid #AmericaIsCooked
Just a friendly reminder that the U.S. is just as stupid today as it was on Nov. 5, 2024. A few of the imbeciles who voted for The Imbecile might complain about something the imbecile does that negatively affects them, but they're too stupid to learn anything from it. #AmericaIsCooked
Orange Idiot Logic.
Duffy.
Was on T. V.
✅.
Buttigieg.
Rides a bicycle to work.
❌.
#removeTrump
#cognitivedecline
#AmericaisCooked
I don't know about eating tariffs, but the businesses and people who voted for Turd Führer can all eat 💩.
#FAFO #ImbecileNation #AmericaIsCooked
Satire Kool-Aid packet with Trump pictured as the Fool-Aid man. Bigoted old orange. Poor taste. Sickening flavor. Good source of vitamin BS. Fact free! Swallow & believe. Add unquestioning loyalty. Makes you an idiot. 0% reality.
Reporter: Dock workers & truckers are worried about their jobs.
Turd Führer: That means we'll lose less money.
Remember, the majority of longshoremen & truck drivers voted for this clown.
#FAFO #AmericanImbeciles #AmericaIsCooked
The irony of people believing that the very institutions that brought them the Turd Führer shit show will now save them from it. #AmericaIsCooked #HappyMothersDay
