Zelensky Calls For Tucker Carlson To 'Stop Licking [Putin's] Ass' “It seems to me he needs to more deeply understand what's happening in Ukraine, to stop working for Putin, to stop licking his ass,” Zelensky said bluntly to Piers Morgan.

Dear Volodymyr whilst you are essentially correct here you don't go nearly far enough. #CuckerTarlson isn't kissing Putin's white, flabby Russian arse, he's going much further. There's definitely penetration and he is without doubt a cunning #Analinguist!