#AndThenSantaSays
Fuck them kids!
#AndThenSantaSays
Where's my hoes at?
Didn't you hear me calling you?
#AndThenSantaSays This is what happens when you order a reindeer from the Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
Mother Christmas asks Santa why he has stopped smoking cigars while in the company of his favourite little assistant #AndThenSantaSays, "I've given up smoking because it's bad for my elf."
#AndThenSantaSays he wants to use his power and resources fight crime.
Santa passed out on the sidewalk of a slightly sketchy-looking small street.
He's just groaning... No, wait, something about spiked milk and cookies?
#AndThenSantaSays
#WildCardTags #HashtagGame
Mother Christmas asks Santa if he has checked the weather forecast for Christmas Eve #AndThenSantaSays "Don't worry, it's not going to rain dear."
#AndThenSantaSays yada yada yada yada.
All this time I'd been telling Costanza Claus what I wanted for Christmas!
#AndThenSantaSays I don't my you checking if I'm on the Epstein files before you sit on my knee
#AndThenSantaSays The Aristocrats!
Image from @JaymeMcKenna with appreciation to @laughingskull.bsky.social and #WildCardTags
#AndThenSantaSays is tonight's Wild Card Tags (@WildCardTags1) hashtag game!
PLAY NOW with Host @laughingskull.bsky.social and Special Guest #MiniT46!
(Thanks, Robert & Mini ❤️)