11x14 painting of various imagined animals in grey scale.

#Mousezilla
#Acrylic
#Painting
#AnimalNoir

#AnimalNoir
#Noir

Original art by Bruce Lanning showing a detective talking to a floozy sheep while a dapper alpaca leans against the bar behind them.

She was lying to protect the alpaca, but I pretended not to notice because I had to find out why he was pulling the wool over her eyes.

#AnimalNoir

@beancurling.bsky.social

#BlackSad is GREAT #BeneaththeTreeWhereNobodySee is also a ton of fun…
But #AnimalNoir (for lack of a better term)
Is FAR from my fav sub genre.
That being said… #Grandville is a pretty great ! Can’t help but think I’d of enjoyed it more with reg humans instead of upright animals

Original art by Bruce Lanning showing a turkey and goose bank heist that went wrong.

"When the cops showed up, the goose chickened out and left the turkey holding the bag." #AnimalNoir

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The chimps feigned ignorance at first, but after being persuaded in ways that Jane Goodall wouldn’t have approved of, they quickly admitted to knowing about all kinds of evil and were eager to share their knowledge.

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#AnimalNoir
#JaneGoodall

An anthropomorphic ferret in a long dark coat pauses on a narrow stairwell, lantern raised and keyring in paw, listening toward a closed door as green-gold lamplight cuts through the dim, painterly scene.

Ferret Locksmith Double-Checks the Door

#ferretart #locksmith #anthropomorphicart #noirart #mysteryvibes #stairwell #lamplight #animalnoir #cinematicpainting #oilpaintingstyle #grittyatmosphere #detectiveart

Original noir art showing a camel smiling while she's being interrogated by a detective pounding his fist on the table.

That's us! 😃

"After five hours of grilling her every way except on a slow spit over an open fire, all Murdoch got from Desiree was an enigmatic smile that showed him she had better teeth than most camels." #AnimalNoir

@beancurling.bsky.social

The old geek wasn't worth killing.

#AnimalNoir

#AnimalNoir

COVER REVEAL! Meet Remington Platypus. My Novel from Northodox Press.
Available to preorder now from Northodox at www.northodox.co.uk/product-page...
Or Waterstones at www.waterstones.com/book/remingt...

#DebutNovel #CrimeFiction #AnimalNoir
#DarkLit #WeirdFiction #WriterOnBluesky #BlueskyBooks

#ModernWinnieThePoohStories Finding out who killed Piglet wasn’t going to be easy, because everyone in the Hundred Acre Wood who knew the little swine had a motive.

#AnimalNoir

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In case you were wondering, a frigate bird’s inflated throat sac doesn’t burst like a balloon when it’s punctured with an icepick, but just slowly deflates with the faintest of hisses.

#AnimalNoir

Available in mid-August via Amazon.
#AnimalNoir