Screenshot of Abdirak the Loviatan priest. He is lounging in a pool of blood seductively and smiling at the camera. Over him is a heart with the words: "Are you sepsis? Because I see you in my future."

Screenshot of Abdirak the Loviatan priest. He is stood with his hand to his chin and smiling at the camera. There is a heart with the words: "Flagellating all by yourself, dear one?"

Screenshot of Abdirak the Loviatan priest. stood with his index fingers pointed together cutely and smiling at the camera. There is a heart with the words: "Your eyes hit harder than this mace."

Screenshot of Abdirak the Loviatan priest. He is lounging in a bed of grass, lying on his back with his hands behind his head and smiling up at the camera. Over him is a heart with the words: "I need you more than this Potion of Greater Healing (and that's a lot)."

Happy Valentine's Day!

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Screenshot of Shadowheart and Abdirak, facing a man with long white hair whose face cannot be seen. Shadowheart is looking curious and has her arms folded over her chest. Abdirak is animatedly speaking, with a speech bubble that says: "Okay, here are the ground rules. You can punch me, kick me, pull my hair. I am a-okay being stabbed."

Screenshot of Abdirak and Shadowheart. Shadowheart is looking at Abdirak as he is intensely speaking. He is saying: "Biting and scratching are on the table. You can use fire."

Screenshot of a drow man with brass scales on his face and long white hair. He is looking shocked and saying: "These are the ground rules?! Is there anything off-limits?"

Screenshot of Abdirak and Shadowheart. Shadowheart is tilting her head and looking both confused and concerned. Abdirak is clutching his hands in front of his chest and smiling. He is surrounded by cartoon hearts and saying: "Damn man, you got something really sick you wanna do, huh?"

You have no idea how long I've had this in my head for.

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Screenshot of Shadowheart from Baldur's Gate 3. She's gesticulating as she's looking towards the camera and looking confused. She's asking "yeah, but... look at all the hunky boys!"

Screenshot of Elorin, a drow man with brass scales on his face. He is looking angry with his arms folded over his chest. He is saying: "I do not care for "hunky Boys"!

Screenshot from behind Elorin's head, showing what he can see. Shadowheart is looking off to the side, but behind her is Abdirak the Loviatan priest, looking content as he obliviously stretches in the background.

Screenshot of Elorin the drow man with brass scales on his face. He has his hand on his chin while looking very confused. He is saying "... or do I?"

Demisexual problems

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Screenshot of Abdirak lounging on a bed while smiling at the camera. It's captioned with a Bluesky post that says "candy heart that says endure me"

Screenshot of Abdirak smiling cutely at the camera with his hands clasped together. It's captioned with a tumblr post that says "um sorry for moaning when you stabbed me. It's been a really long time since anyone touched me like that"

Screenshot of Abdirak in the rain, leaning over a stone table reading a sheet of paper while rubbing his chin thoughtfully. It's captioned with a tumblr post that says "I know! We can both use sharp and blunt objects to try hurting each other in different ways"

Using my new photos of Abdirak for... something.

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Top half has a badly drawn door and stick figure on their knees, covered in black scribbles so you almost can't see it Bottom half has Abdirak from Baldur's Gate 3 stood on the doorway. The black scribbles are gone and the stick figure is stood up with their arms in the air and pink blush on their cheeks with the dialogue "omg Abdirak hi!!!"

Save me, Abdirak. Abdirak, save me.

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Screenshot of Abdirak. The camera is above him and he is looking up with an anguished face, with his arms raised. It is captioned with "what else would you use a fun for other than sex?" in all caps followed by about about 10 question marks and 20 sobbing emojis

Screenshot of Abdirak from Baldur's Gate 3. He has his hand on his hip and is looking annoyed. It is captioned with "maybe they shouldn't have put so many of the major arteries in such erotic places. Have you ever though about that?"

Screenshot of Abdirak the Loviatan priest. He is talking emphatically with a smile on his face. It is captioned with "Stop! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options: transition. BDSM. iron supplements."

Screenshot of a drow man with brass scales on his face, smiling up at Abdirak the Loviatan priest. Abdirak has his hands praying in front of him and he has a desperate grimace on his face. It is captioned with "There is nothing casual about me please let me see your organs" followed by four sobbing emojis

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Thinking about him a lot tonight

Screenshot of Abdirak the Loviatan priest and Donnick the Ilmatari looking longingly at each other. The image is captioned with a Tumblr post which says "in another universe we are flagellating in the same monestery"

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Screenshot of a drow man with brass scales on his face. He's smiling smugly at the camera and pointing to his temple. The bottom is captioned with "Can't be bad at the game if you spent all the time in photo mode instead of playing." In the top left corner are the pop ups reading "Lae'zel disapproves, Shadowheart disapproves, Wyll disapproves, Karlach disapproves, Gale disapproves, and Astarion disapproves."

It's true though.

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Okay so @eternalscout.bsky.social pointed out that this is perfect for That meme format.
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Screenshot of Abdirak from Baldur's Gate 3. He's lying on a bed with a huge, delighted grin on his face an both hands held up in the air triumphantly. It is captioned with "Absolute Cinema"

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Abdirak when you stub your toe:

Screenshot of Abdirak the Loviatan priest from Baldur's Gate 3. He has one hand on his hip, looks grumpy, and is holding a mug that says "don't talk to me until I've smashed my penis flat with this mug."

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He's not a morning person.

Top image: Screenshot of Abdirak with his hand up looking defensive saying "I have never said anything weird or unsettling in my life." Bottom image: Screenshot of a drow man with brass scales on his face leaning over sincerely and saying "I know this and I love you."

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It's true and you know it.

Screenshot of Abdirak, the scarred human Loviatan priest from Baldur's Gate 3. To one side of him is the words "Happy Valentine's Day". To the other is a poem. "Roses are red. So are the walls. And the floor. And the sheets. That's blood. Sorry, dear one. I got you some vanish." There is an image of the bright pink packaging of Vanish stain remover.

Happy Valentine's Day!

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A triangle with bars up the side indicating different layers. The bottom is labelled "basic needs", the middle is labelled "psychological needs", and the top is labelled "self fulfillment needs." All of the layers on the triangle have been scribbled over to make the whole thing one colour, and that colour is labelled "Abdirak"

It's that kinda day

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Photo of Carly Rae Jepson, a woman with long brown hair, singing. It's captioned with the words: "Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but you have trauma, can I beat you maybe?"

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Meeting Abdirak be like

Screenshot of a concerned looking drow man with crass scales on his face, with a tweet which says "what doesn't kill you makes you weird at intimacy."

Screenshot of an angry and disgusted looking drow man with brass scales on his face, captioned with a tumblr post which says "makes a jerking off motion every time someone with authority talks"

Screenshot of a drow man with brass scales on his face and a smile, captioned with a tumblr text post which says "babygirl I've misread social cues you can't even imagine."

Screenshot of a drow man with brass scales smiling intensely at Abdirak, a human man. It's captioned with a text post that reads "ass or tits? bro her right hook. I'm bleedi"

I love this disaster of a man.
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Screenshot of Abdirak, a scarred human man, with his hands out and a smile on his face. It's captioned with a tumblr post that says: "I want to give a bitejob. Where I make you cum ONLY by using teeth on your dick... No lips no saliva and it takes about 4 hours and a lot of mental fortitude."

Screenshot of Abdirak, a scarred human man, with a smile on his face. It's captioned with a tumblr post that says: "had a dream I found a tape labelled "sex tape" and when I played it in a vcr it was just two fully clothes guys beating the shit out of each other with metal bats."

Screenshot of Abdirak, a scarred human man, with a creepy smile on his face. It's captioned with a tumblr post that says: "vivisections are like gay sex to me"

Screenshot of Abdirak, a scarred human man, smiling amiably at someone. It's captioned with a twitter post that says: "My love language is getting shot with a gun."

Procrastinating writing by moving some more of my memes over here. 🎉

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Photo of Abdirak, a scarred and bruised human man, halfway through saying something. It is captioned with "I'm not as unhinged as I could be and I want everyone to be grateful for that."

Photo of Abdirak, a scarred and bruised human man, halfway through angrily saying something. It is captioned with "I put years of hard work into getting my torture degree from torture college and now everyone's like oh torture's bad, it's ineffective, fuck off."

Photo of Abdirak, a scarred and bruised human man, gazing romantically at someone offscreen. It is captioned with "Medical malpractice? Not to me. Not if it's you."

Photo of Abdirak, a scarred and bruised human man, grinning and pointing at someone off screen. It is captioned with "Sir that's my emotional support knife collection."

Starting the slow process of moving my billion memes over from Tumblr haha. Got to start with some Abdirak ♥️♥️

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