[soft, intimate conversation] "That kobold spent twenty years so high he hallucinated great beings in the sky."
*pause*
"WHILE HE WAS UNDERGROUND." #DnD5e #Antemurale
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"Idire, you're the responsible one."
"Hate to think how that happened." #DnD5e #Antemurale
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"I think the boys are the most fragile in the group."
"Yeah, we've established that the women are the muscle." #DnD5e #Antemurale
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"I could make a blood tub, but..."
Here we go again...
#DnD5e #Antemurale
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Historically Relevant Dragons is my new band name #DnD5e #Antemurale
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"Yeah, first it's the 'awww,' then it's the running and the screaming and the terror." #DnD5e #Antemurale
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"I'll put the snake away..."
#DnD5e #Antemurale
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"Do you like the corn? Is the corn good?"
I don't--wha--I
Never mind
#DnD5e #Antemurale
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"This might be real stupid, guys."
"DO IT."
"Have you met the rest of us?"
#DnD5e #Antemurale
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"Guys, are... are we delivering an evil baby right now?" #DnD5e #Antemurale
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"The wizard has Wizzed."
*muttering off-mic* I shouldn't say that.
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"Ready or not, it's time for a lair action!"
Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh lmao
#DnD5e #Antemurale
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"so there's one uber-evil tree, but no other evil trees?"
"No, just blood oaks. They're illegal to grow, but not illegal to harvest."
"Just normal trees that sup on blood, it's fine, got it." #DnD5e #antemurale
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"Nobody told me [PC] was going to become Ash Ketchum." #DnD5e #Antemurale
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"I think we're all gonna digest while she digests."
Fuckin'
WELP #DnD5e #Antemurale
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"Narune--fuck it. Narune is going to eat him." #DnD5e #Antemurale
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"I'll just use Mold Earth and bury them."
"Oh, that's probably better than my idea."
"Were you going to snake-eat them?"
*silence* #DnD5e #Antemurale
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"This siege has been going on for a while. We kinda figured they'd start sending excursions, and lo and behold, we kinda got excurded." #DnD5e #Antemurale
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"Oh yeah! We did all this carnage!" #DnD53 #Antemurale
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Team GirlTank (TM) #Dnd5e #Antemurale
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"I'm gonna big the snake." #DnD5e #Antemurale
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"Did I just get heimliched for a boulder?" #DnD5e #Antemurale
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"Alrighty. Arrange your snake." #DnD5e #Antemurale
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"Flank and shank! FLANK AND SHANK!" #DnD5e #Antemurale
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"I'm going to make a performance check to see how entertaining this prat fall is." #DnD5e #Antemurale
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"Everybody molts in combat." #DnD5e #Antemurale
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"Hi guys. As you may remember, I'm a spellcaster." #DnD5e #Antemurale
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We've really upped our mass murder capability in this party... #DnD5e #Antemurale
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Two twenties and two ones for initiative, plus some middle of the road. Going great, guys! #DnD5e #Antemurale
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"Place your Ape." #DnD5e #Antemurale
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