Born too late to explore the seven seas.
Too early to explore space.
Right on time to explore every mildly concerning Google symptom like it’s a PhD.

#WebMDUniversity #AnxietyChronicles #VoguegenicsHumor #BrandsAgainstMundanity #ExplorationEra

🎤 America’s Got Stress audition

JUDGES: Are you going to sing for us?

ME: No, I’m going to overthink everything I’ve ever said.

Because stage fright is temporary. Cringe is forever.

#RelatableHumor #AnxietyChronicles #OverthinkersUnite #Voguegenics #BrandsAgainstMundanity #AmericaIsNotReady

Family reunions: Where 'How are you?' really means 'Please don’t explain, we’re just being polite.

So, u fake a 🙂, pop an extra clonazepam (cheers!), & hope no one notices ur anxiety is doing cartwheels while ur social skills are in hibernation. Fun times, right?

#FamilyChaos #AnxietyChronicles