No dust, no tumbleweeds — just a kitchen table, three apples, and two legends staring each other down.

Pan, the bluest hare this side of Yucca County, taps his paw on the biggest apple like it’s a sheriff’s badge.
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If you want to know who gets the apple — or whether they end up baking pie instead — saddle up..

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If you want to know who gets the apple — or whether they end up baking pie instead — saddle up,