Aziraphale: I do so miss the Christmas decorations... Crowley: Aziraphale, no.... Aziraphale: It's so sparse and gloomy without them... Crowley: Angel, it's January!

Aziraphale gives Crowley his best puppy dog eyes. Crowley sighs. "Yes, alright, you can put up some Easter decorations." Aziraphale: "Oh, thank you, Crowley!"

Aziraphale is blushing and says, "I think I got carried away." He is wearing a yellow chick hat and is surrounded by piles of fluffy yellow chicks and egg baskets.

Crowley has valiantly waded through the pile of chicks and is kissing Aziraphale, who is still blushing, on the cheek. Crowley says, "I think it looks perfect, angel."

January blues 🐣 #AppleSeedsFunkoStories

Aziraphale has come across a present wrapped up in Christmas paper with a label on it that says "To Aziraphale" with a heart next to it. He is thinking "Oooh a Christmas present for me!"

Aziraphale has peeled off some of the paper, revealing that his gift is Crowley. Only Crowley's head is visible, the rest of him is still wrapped in paper. Aziraphale: "Crowley!" Crowley: "Hey angel. Merry Christmas!"

Crowley is now standing up mostly free from the paper and giving Aziraphale a kiss on the cheek. Aziraphale is blushing and says, "What I always wanted!"

Aziraphale: "Would you like to unwrap me now?" Crowley: "Yes please." They are both blushing.

Unwrapping 🎄🎁 #AppleSeedsFunkoStories

Aziraphale and Crowley are standing in front of a woodburning stove. Aziraphale: "Do you think we can find a Yule log big enough to burn all night?" Crowley: "Leave it to me."

Crowley is standing behind a massive log. Crowley: "How about this one?" Aziraphale: "It's perfect! Thank you, my dear."

The log is inside the stove and flaming like anything. Crowley: "So.................... how about something else that can last all night?" Aziraphale: "That's a wonderful idea!"

Aziraphale: "I'll put Wagner's Der Ring des Nibelungen on the gramophone!" Crowley is staring at him blankly wondering how his flirtation could possibly have been less subtle.

Yule log (featuring oblivious Aziraphale 😅) 🌲 #AppleSeedsFunkoStories

Crowley: "Hey angel, can I tempt you to a snowball fight?" Aziraphale: "Why not? That sounds like fun!"

Aziraphale has used a wintry miracle to create a pile of massive snowballs. Crowley is thinking "oh no..."

Crowley is lying on his back covered in snowballs. Aziraphale: "Did I win?" Crowley: "Yes, angel, you won."

Aziraphale has a big snowball on his head and is kissing Crowley's cheek. Crowley is blushing, still lying on his back covered with fluffy snowballs.

Snowball Fight ☃️ #AppleSeedsFunkoStories

Crowley is outside amongst some ivy, some of which has developed brown spots... Crowley: "Is that a spot? I told you there would be consequences for disappointing me!"

Crowley has brought some ivy inside and is talking to Aziraphale. Aziraphale: "Crowley, what are you doing with all this ivy?" Crowley: "I had to cut it back to teach it a lesson."

Aziraphale: "But why have you brought it inside?" Crowley: "Might as well put it to good use."

Crowley has made a wreath in the shape of a heart out of the ivy. Aziraphale and Crowley are standing inside it together. Crowley is kissing Aziraphale on the cheek and says, "I love you, angel." Aziraphale is blushing.

Ivy #AppleSeedsFunkoStories

Aziraphale is wearing a Christmas pudding hat. Crowley is wearing a black hat. Aziraphale: "Oh... I thought we were both going to wear Christmas hats?" Crowley: "We are. I'm a lump of coal. I'm what Santa gives you if you've been naughty."

Aziraphale has turned away and looks sad (he's a funko pop but somehow he achieves this). "But I'm an angel. I'm not naughty. Does that mean I can't have you for Christmas?"

Aziraphale is now so sad he's lying on the floor. Crowley has come close to him. "It's ok, angel. I think we can count disobeying your superiors, going against The Great Plan and thwarting the apocalypse as sufficiently naughty."

Crowley and Aziraphale are lying close together face to face under a Christmassy blanket. Aziraphale: "Thank you, my dear. Merry Christmas." Crowley: "Merry Christmas, angel."

Lump of coal ⚫ #AppleSeedsFunkoStories

Aziraphale: What are you doing, my dear? Crowley: Writing a letter to Satan.

Aziraphale: Do you mean Santa? Crowley: Nope.

Crowley's letter reads: Dear Satan, I saw Beelzebub kissing Gabriel and thought you'd like to know. Crowley. Aziraphale: Oh... Are you sure that's a good idea? Crowley: I'm not finished yet.

Crowley has added to the letter - PS: You have a stupid face. They are both thinking hehehehehe, Crowley with a demon emoji and Aziraphale with a face with hearts around it emoji.

Letter to Satan (from pre-s2 😅) 😈 #AppleSeedsFunkoStories

Aziraphale and Crowley have a Christmas tree behind them. Crowley: "I think we should make decorations of you and me." Aziraphale: "That's a wonderful idea!"

Aziraphale has created elaborate peg versions of them, complete with full outfits and wings. Aziraphale: "Here they are! Do you like them?" Crowley: "Wow, they're terrific! Let me show you mine!"

Crowley has made a snake out of a piece of black paper with two eggs stuck on it, and a lollipop stick with a smiley face, a white feather and some white felt hair. Crowley is blushing and thinking "I really hope he likes them"

Aziraphale is holding the snake and says "They're perfect my dear" as he kisses Crowley on the cheek. Crowley is blushing.

Christmas decorations 🎄 #AppleSeedsFunkoStories

Crowley: So... I've heard today is the "Feast of Aziraphale"... Aziraphale: "Oh... um... yes, it's a feast in my honour." Crowley: "If you heard there was a Feast of Crepes, what would that suggest to you?" Aziraphale: "That I'd get to eat a lot of crepes, I suppose."

Crowley is whispering in Aziraphale's ear. Crowley: "Exactly, and I have some ideas to 'honour' you... Would you like to come to bed with me?" Aziraphale is blushing. "Oh... Yes please."

Aziraphale and Crowley are in bed together. They are surrounded by red hearts. Crowley is hidden under the covers..... Aziraphale is thinking "Oh... oh my"

They are snuggled up together both blushing. Crowley is asleep. Aziraphale is thinking, "I think I rather like the Feast of Aziraphale."

The Feast of Aziraphale #Azirafeast #AppleSeedsFunkoStories (NSFW)

It's Halloween, Aziraphale and Crowley are standing on a spider's web tablecloth with pumpkins, a cauldron a black candle and a sppider behind them. Aziraphale is wearing a cute white ghost hat. Crowley is dressed in a grim reaper costume, complete with scythe. Aziraphale says, "Crowley, you can't dress up as DEATH, you'll scare the children!" Crowley: "It's Halloween, they're meant to be scared!" Aziraphale: "Please?" Crowley: "Ok, alright..."

Crowley has miraculously changed his costume. He is now wearing a cute black ghost hat (exactly like Aziraphale's but in black). Crowley says, "Better?" Aziraphale is blushing and thinking, "Oh no, he looks really cute."

Aziraphale has turned away and is blushing furiously, thinking, "Ahhhhhhhhhh". Crowley is looking at him and says, "Angel?"

One hour later... Crowley and Aziraphale are lying down on the spider's web tablecloth. Crowley is lying on his back and Aziraphale is on his side, kissing Crowley's cheek. They are both blushing. Aziraphale has lost his hat during their amorous activities. Crowley's is still mostly on. They are covered below their heads with part of Crowley's DEATH costume. Crowley says, "Ok, yeah, I like this costume."

Halloween costumes 🎃👻💀 (implied nsfw) #AppleSeedsFunkoStories

Crowley has some flour, cocoa powder and an egg. He says, "I'm going to pulverise you until no one can even recognise you anymore!"

"Then I'm going to squash you into a tin and seal you inside a furnace hotter than the fires of hell!"

Crowley now has a chocolate cake on a plate. Aziraphale has joined him. Aziraphale says, "Oh, Crowley! Did you bake me a chocolate cake?" Crowley says, "Nyeeeah but I did it very demonically!"

Aziraphale kisses him on the cheek. There is a red heart between them. Aziraphale says, "It looks scrummy! Thank you, my dear!" Crowley says, "I love you, angel."

Demonic baking 🧁 #AppleSeedsFunkoStories

Aziraphale and Crowley are surrounded by Halloween decorations. Aziraphale: "I've nearly finished decorating for Halloween, I just need to set up the candles..."

Crowley is thinking "Oh no... candles!" as he remembers his traumatic experience in the bookshop fire when he thought he'd lost Aziraphale.

Aziraphale has added and switched on some orange and black LED candles. Aziraphale: "I got artificial candles, I know you prefer them to real ones."

Crowley: "Thank you, angel." Crowley is kissing him on the cheek and Aziraphale is blushing.

Halloween candles 🎃🕯️ #AppleSeedsFunkoStories

Pirates 🏴‍☠️🦜 (Part 2/2) #AppleSeedsFunkoStories

Aziraphale is wearing a white bandana with black skulls on it. He has just found a scraggly bit of paper with a treasure map scribbled onto it. It begins with a smiley face with a halo on it and ends with a black snake with an x underneath it. Aziraphale is saying, "Oh, how lovely!"

Crowley is hiding outside amongst the plants. He is wearing a black bandana with white skulls on it and saying, "Hehehehe." There is a treasure chest behind him.

Crowley and Aziraphale are now together inside. Crowley: "I thought you said you wanted to play pirates!" Aziraphale: "We are!" Crowley: "Why didn't you come find me?" Aziraphale: "Find you? What do you mean?"

Crowley shows him the map and says, "I left you a map! X marks the spot!" Aziraphale says, "Oh, I'm sorry, my dear, I thought that was a kiss!"

Pirates 🏴‍☠️🦜 (Part 1/2) #AppleSeedsFunkoStories

Aziraphale and Crowley are lying on a red blanket with some space between them. Crowley says, "Thanks for coming stargazing with me, angel."

Aziraphale has shuffled slightly closer...

Aziraphale has shuffled much closer, now almost touching Crowley, who says, "Ngk."

Aziraphale is lying right next to Crowley, their hands and feet are touching and Crowley is blushing profusely.

Stargazing 🌠 #AppleSeedsFunkoStories

Aziraphale has a cauldron, a lit candle, some herbs and some crystals. He says, "Anathema taught me a spell to help Crowley find whatever he likes best in the whole world."

Same image as previous, with Aziraphale saying, "I hope it works, I really want Crowley to be happy."

Aziraphale and Crowley are standing together. Crowley says, "There you are, I've been looking for you!"

Realisation dawns on Aziraphale. He is blushing and thinking, "Oh..." and his thought bubble is surrounded by three hearts.

Whatever You Like Best 💖🔮 #AppleSeedsFunkoStories

4 panels. Panel 1: Crowley is holding a white feather thinking "Oooh Aziraphale has lost a feather." Panel 2: Crowley has carried the feather to a box labelled "angel souvenirs" with a cute doodle of Aziraphale's head on it. Panel 3: Aziraphale has appeared and says, "Crowley, what are you doing?" Panel 4: Crowley is hiding the box behind him, blushing furiously he says, "Nothing."

Caught in the act 👀🪶 #AppleSeedsFunkoStories

Aziraphale and Crowley are looking at a deck of playing cards face down. Aziraphale says, "I've just learnt a new magic trick! Pick a card and don't show me!"

Crowley has picked a card. It is propped up next to him. Aziraphale can't see it, but we can see that it's the nine of diamonds. Aziraphale has all of the other cards now neatly stacked together face down. He says, "Right, now put it back in the deck and I'll shuffle them up...." (It actually says "I'll shuffle up them up" but that is a typo that I am too lazy to go back and correct)

Aziraphale has evidently messed up his magic trick. The cards are scattered everywhere face up, revealing that every card in the deck was the nine of diamonds. Aziraphale is blushing furiously. He is holding one of the cards and says, "Oh dear... ah... is this your card?"

Crowley is kissing Aziraphale on the cheek and there's a heart between them. Crowley says, "Yes, angel." Aziraphale is still blushing.

Magic trick 🪄🎩♦️ #AppleSeedsFunkoStories

Mystery Box 📦❓ (Part 2/2) #AppleSeedsFunkoStories

Crowley is looking at a red box with a question mark on the side. He says, "Oooh a mysterious box! Must be Aziraphale's. I wonder what's inside..."

Crowley has approached the box and is staring at the lid intently, thinking, "What is it what is it what is it want to open it want to open it want to open it"

Crowley's curious is killing him. He is now lying down on his back beside the box thinking "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Crowley is lying on his side with his back pressed up against the box. Aziraphale has approached closely and says, "Oh, didn't you want to open the box, my dear? I left it here for you, I thought you'd be curious!" Crowley cannot believe he has restrained his curiosity for nothing and has a speech bubble with "..." in it.

Mystery Box 📦❓ (Part 1/2) #AppleSeedsFunkoStories

Prince Aziraphale's Royal Ball Pit 👑🔴🟠🟡🟢🔵🟣 #AppleSeedsFunkoStories

Aziraphale and Crowley are standing on some slate with a yew hedge behind them. Crowley has a yellow flower in front of him. Aziraphale: "That's a lovely flower you have there, Crowley."

Crowley: "I viciously severed it from the plant to teach it a lesson."

Crowley is holding the flower out towards Aziraphale. Crowley: "Um... you can have it if you want..."

Aziraphale is holding the flower. They are both blushing profusely and are surrounded by red hearts.

Flower 🌼 #AppleSeedsFunkoStories

Crowley: Hello Aziraphale... Can I tempt you to a bite of a delicious apple? Aziraphale: Yes, of course, that would be lovely!

Crowley's thought bubble: Hehehehe There are magical stars emanating from the apple Crowley is holding.

Crowley is now wearing a crocheted hat resembling an apple. It is mostly red with a green 'leaf' attached. Aziraphale is blushing. Aziraphale: "Oh......"

Aziraphale is nibbling Crowley's cheek. The text says *nom nom nom*. They are both blushing and there are three red hearts between them.

Scrumptious 🍎 #AppleSeedsFunkoStories

Aziraphale and Crowley are standing on a wall in an old ruined castle from the 13th century. Aziraphale: "Thank you for coming to the castle with me, Crowley. I'm having lots of fun exploring!"

Aziraphale and Crowley are standing on a wooden bridge in the castle. Aziraphale: "I have an idea! We should play hide and seek!" Crowley: "Ok, angel. You go and hide." Aziraphale: "Yes, all right. No peeking!"

Crowley is alone inside one of the castle chambers. He says, "Hmm, where would Aziraphale hide? Oh, I know!"

Crowley has found Aziraphale. They are in a very dark chamber of the castle. Crowley: "I had a feeling you might be in the dungeon." Aziraphale: "Yes, well, I do so enjoy it when you rescue me, my dear." Crowley: "Ngk." Crowley's speech bubble also has a red heart in it. They are both blushing.

Rescue 🤍🖤 #AppleSeedsFunkoStories

Aziraphale is wearing a red, gold and white grown with blue sequins. A speech bubble originating off screen says: "Prince Aziraphale! It is time to meet your suitors!"

Crowley is standing in front of Prince Aziraphale. He has a party ring biscuit (the ones with the pink icing). Crowley says: "Your Royal Highness, I know the ring I present you with is not one of gold, but -"

Aziraphale has turned towards the source of the off-screen voice. He says: "I choose this one." Off screen: "Don't you want to meet the others?" Aziraphale: "No."

Aziraphale has claimed the party ring biscuit. He is kissing Crowley on the cheek. Crowley says, "Ngk." They are both blushing.

Prince Aziraphale 👑 #AppleSeedsFunkoStories

Aziraphale and Crowley have a paper fortune teller/decision maker. Crowley: "I made this to help use decide what to do tonight. You have to pick a colour and then a number."

Aziraphale has made his choices and one of the flaps is now open. It reads "Blanket snuggles". Aziraphale: "Ooh, blanket snuggles, how lovely! What were the other choices?" Crowley: "Nhh... Um..."

Aziraphale has opened all of the flaps, revealing that every choice led to "Blanket snuggles". Aziraphale: "Oh, Crowley..." Crowley has turned away and is blushing.

Aziraphale and Crowley are snuggled up together under a blanket. Crowley is kissing Aziraphale's cheek. They are both blushing. Aziraphale has a thought bubble containing the face surrounded by hearts emoji.

Choices... 🤍🖤 #AppleSeedsFunkoStories

Aziraphale: "I don't understand how cloning works." Crowley: "That makes two of us."

Aziraphale: "Crowley, that's not funny! I was being serious!" Crowley: "So was I."

There are now two Crowleys. Aziraphale: "Oh..."

Aziraphale has woken up. His head is poking out from under a blanket and he's blushing. Aziraphale is thinking: "Crowley was right. I should try sleeping more often."

I realised I've never actually posted my silly funko pop stories on Bluesky! First up, Aziraphale is having pleasant dreams 😅 #AppleSeedsFunkoStories