You can always tell who's "writing" with AI: They tell you to hydrate and why it matters .
P.S. I wrote this, before you guilty parties start giving me crap! 😁
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Funny how "manhood" gets real fragile the moment it’s on the receiving end. 🔥
They don’t fear "gay people." They fear the mirror. 🔥
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When the paint job is louder than the policy, you already know who’s paying the bill. 🔥
Nothing says serious leadership like turning a war machine into a floating merch table. 🔥
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Ah yes… the ancient rite of Thirst & Tribute.
Buried with her phone, her lashes, and a sacred tablet reading "Worked on: OnlyFans" — because even in death… the algorithm must be fed. ❤️🔥
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Raven says: Netanyahu treats peace like it’s a bad investment.
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Raven says: "The Supreme Court Justices don’t wear robes for dignity; they wear them to hide the checks in their pockets."
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Raven says: "This Supreme Court doesn’t balance scales — it rigs them."
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Raven says: "Trump calls him legacy — the rest of us call Barron collateral."
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Raven says: "Even nepotism looks embarrassed standing next to Barron’s spotlight."
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Raven says: "Every ‘Be Best’ slogan is just irony in designer heels."
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Today’s medical advice: consult your doctor, then your spokesmodel.
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⚠️Rapture Press Release: “Heaven Issues Statement: ‘We’re still on mission but reorganizing the angels. Please expect delays.’”
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Raven says: “Mike Pence is the kind of man who’d whisper at a riot and expect it to calm down.”
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Raven says: “Doctors love to ask, ‘Have you tried lifestyle changes?’ Sure—my lifestyle now includes seizures, halos, and avoiding humans. How’s that for a wellness plan?”
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