a wooden puppet is pointing at someone with the words " i wouldn 't lie to you " above him ALT: a wooden puppet is pointing at someone with the words " i wouldn 't lie to you " above him

I have a question for the world. Given his incredible penchant for speaking #Untruths (despite the name of his SM platform) if #IlDouche was #Pinocchio how long would his nose be by now? (Try to avoid using #LightYears or #AstronomicalUnits as your unit of measure if possible.)