[307] Damon & Naomi - Attention Shoppers (London, 2001) I don’t have many recordings of Damon & Naomi but this recording was made by my taping pal Andy who recorded quite a few shows with/for me around that time, I gave the recording its name because at the beginning of Damon & Naomi’s set Damon calls out “attention shoppers” in an attempt to attract the attention of the noisy patrons at the bar.

My record collection: [307] Damon & Naomi - Attention Shoppers (London, 2001) I don’t have many recordings of Damon & Naomi but this recording was made by my taping pal Andy who... #AttentionShoppers #Bootleg #DamonAndNaomi #MyRecordCollection

#attentionshoppers: i don't get an employee discount :(

i would totally apply it for you if they gave me one and let me, but pls stop asking even as a joke

#attentionshoppers: OUR SELF CHECKOUT DOES NOT WORK

IT HAS NOT WORKED FOR LIKE FOUR YEARS

THERE IS A SIGN ON IT THAT SAYS 'PLEASE USE ANOTHER REGISTER'

PLEASE STOP MAKING ME TAP THE SIGN

#attentionshoppers (part 3): WE ALL KNOW ABOUT JESUS. YOU DON'T NEED TO PROSELYTIZE. THANKS.

(ESPECIALLY not upon seeing my gay bracelet)

#attentionshoppers (part 2 bc the other one needed its own post): we don't take returns on electronics. don't ask me why, talk to corporate. no amount of you holding up a car charger and saying "it's not electronics!" is going to make me return it. you're not a jedi.

#attentionshoppers: man don't come into the store at 8am and start throwing conspiracy theories at me i JUST woke up an hour ago -_-

#attentionshoppers: look, i'm sorry my boss snapped at you. i don't like it when he does that either. but you'll have to forgive me if i don't believe you when you say that your dad runs corporate and is also a cop and is going to fire my boss and make me manager.

think i'm gonna start a collection of these

just gonna call it #attentionshoppers

If you’re feeling lonely I recommend a trip to Home Goods or TJ Maxx where you will surely find some nice people (other shoppers) to talk to about pillows and neck pain, do these curtains clash with this pillow, dementia, whatever you need. My day has been improved! #attentionshoppers

May 23, 2025 - Attention Shoppers!!! This set is still on the Last Chance list! #attentionshoppers #turtleycutedsp #lastchance #mominkcetera #stampinup #stampinupdemonstrator #acardadayinmay #acardaday

Who wants some chicken? #attentionshoppers