They asked what got me
#AttractedToTheDarkSide ?
My answer was simple:
Force Chokes
Who’s not 😎
#AttractedToTheDarkSide ? It’s fascinating 🤩
Distracted by the backside &
#AttractedToTheDarkSide 💥
No surprise here—turns out there’s a special someone
#AttractedToTheDarkSide
and her name is your mom
#AttractedToTheDarkSide of @sidneypaget.bsky.social not buying a round
#AttractedToTheDarkSide Luke no further
#AttractedToTheDarkSide said the captain of the Artemis Moon crew
Speaking of being
#AttractedToTheDarkSide coffee anyone? ☕️
I’m
#AttractedToTheDarkSide
And I might just cry for that reason. Or no reason. Sorry
When my wife falls asleep on the sun bed I’m always #AttractedToTheDarkSide
Groovy people are
#AttractedToTheDarkSide
and so is this colorful cartoon chick. I wish I were her. Killer wardrobe. Not real so no bills. 💸 she’s #goals
You know who’s
#AttractedToTheDarkSide ? Me neither. I’m just warming up my shootin muscles at random intervals
If you’re
#AttractedToTheDarkSide here’s a picture of mine
I’m not sure why cookies are
#AttractedToTheDarkSide but I know that eating 17 of them reveals nothing about their dark side proclivities 🍪 🍪 🍪
Many Star Wars fans are #AttractedToTheDarkSide of the Force humor.
Not all presidents are
#AttractedToTheDarkSide
Some are too fucking stupid. trump thinks The Dark Side is a dei program that he must immediately obliterate
Are @weekenderstags.bsky.social
hosting hashtag games on x simultaneously bc they’re savvy social media multiplayers & overachieving online engagement engineers 👨💻👩💻 —or—
Are they insatiably
#AttractedToTheDarkSide
🧛♀️🧛♂️—or—
A third thing that cannot be revealed unless grok is paid a handsome ransom
🤭
Some men are more #AttractedToTheDarkSide of Uranus because it's thicker.
Willow became #AttractedToTheDarkSide after Tara's violent loss.
Can't say I blamed her.